Moose

If you're finding me because one of my shitposts blew up: I post memes, cat photos, possums, and occasionally screech about information security. Welcome. I'm not a content creator, I am simply screaming into the void.

If you have a crimping tool and ever want to mess with your fellow network engineers...

[tapping intensifies]

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Followers in or around NYC, if ever there was a time to consider adoption, that time is now. Many pets do better in pairs or with a friend, so you can get your pet a pet or bring home a bonded pair. If you've ever adopted, like this post. If you've adopted more than once, RT. ❤️

Turn my back on the clean laundry for 2 minutes...

So wholesome 😌

The evil little Tw.itter AI bot was very 1940's Germany last week. I replied to it in Hebrew today and I got this. I have to admit, I'm amused at the polarity. I still hate it, but I had a dark little giggle.

We have all been Pavlov'd by corporate software in ways we can't begin to consciously unpack. Want to trigger everyone's inner sleeper agent? Change your text message notification sound to the Zoom join tone.

Chonkodile

Why is my weekend always so busy 🫠

The Subnet Music Project, locate the nodes to compile the full playlist from some of the most sought after music artists at Defcon. Occurring during @defcon 33 but not affiliated with the event. Further details can be found at: thesubnetmusicproject.github.io/TheSubnet/

This one came directly for me this morning. Cc @punk_ab

The Pre-registration pre-party kicks off tonight at 7pm at Canal Bar and goes late—real late. They’ve got their chalkboard ready and beers on ice. See you there! 🍻 #scon2025 #TipYourBartender

Grok must've figured out I'm Jewish. No more notifications for me.

I WENT TO A SHIRT AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS PARTY!?

Best supervisor ever.

Our newest "feral cat."

Goals

The unspoken layer of security -- A product that's so fucking user unfriendly, not even an attacker will bother with it.

Happy birthday, Canada!