LimeriTweets / WoodyGuth3
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I am a limericist, ukuleleist & archivist with conscience. I try to make bad news bearable. “TREASONS GREETINGS” booklet online. #TheResistance #Limericks
.-. THE TROUBLEMAKING TRAITOROUS TRUMPS Tho the #Trumps are unwilling to fight They gave #Putin support & green light ..but when he invaded ..the #TrumpFamily paraded To tell #FoxNews that #Donald was right. #TrumpCrimeFamily #UkraineWar google.com/amp/s/www.msnb…
.-. LEAVITT IS STUMPING FOR PEDOPHELIA Karoline Leavitt with such weird denial Is stumping for Trump with a smile ..she sounds very scary ..claiming 12 year old Mary Knows that God, like Trump’s, a pedophile. #TrumpEpsteinCoverup #TrumpEpsteinPedoFiles #MAGACultMorons
.-. TRUMP SAYS GAZA NEVER THANKED HIM Donald Trump must be feeling betrayed At the Courage he Himself displayed ..he’s in such a Bad Mood ..cuz there’s no Gratitude For providing to Gaza food aid. #Gaza #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #GazaGenocide #GazaStarving #GazaNeedsBread
He’s a global fucking disgrace.
.-. TRUMP NOMINATES CRAZY AND NUTTY PIRRO Donald Trump will always declare Jeanine Pirro is beyond compare ..but Fox News had the guts ..to say “she’s crazy” and “nuts” And that’s why she’s not On the Air. #jeaninepirro #magacultmorons #TrumpPedoFiles #pirro #foxnews
Nominating Jeanine Pirro, an election-denying, scandal-plagued Fox News propagandist who spewed baseless voter fraud lies and Islamophobic rants, as US Attorney for DC is a grotesque perversion of justice that erodes trust in our legal system.
.-. TRUMP ACCUSES WINDMILLS OF MURDER Donald Trump announces with his frills How much he still hates the windmills ..he says the machinery ..destroys the scenery And it’s worst for the birds it kills. #windmills #TrumpEpsteinPedoFiles #Scotland #trumpscotland
AmeriKA is so lucky to have a genius as its president. Right? SIGH! #PedoPresident
.-. LEAKY PETE HEGSETH KNOWS HIS STAFF IS LYING The White House is not so impressed That Pete Hegseth thinks he is the best ..he’ll admit with a laugh ..he’s beloved by his staff But they can’t pass a polygraph test. #petehegseth #leakypete #MAGACultMorons #hegseth
Polygraph question #1: "Do you agree SecDef Pete Hegseth has the best hair?"
.-. RUBIO SLAMS VENEZUELAN GOVERNMENT Marco Rubio is sounding quite strange As seen in this Twitter exchange ..he’s causing a rift ..with foreign policy shift And a Venezuelan regime change. #maduro #Venezuela #MarcoRubio #MaduroTerrorista #MAGAcultMoron #Rubio
Marco doesn’t Care his Own Country has been Taken Over. Because he’s Complicit.
.-. BILL O’REILLY ADVISING TRUMP ON SEXUAL HARASSMENT Nobody should be too surprised By what Bill O’Reilly advised ..he said this distraction ..does not merit action Because Trump is so compromised. #billoreilly #TrumpEpsteinCoverup #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #trumpisunfit
Trump Calls Alleged Sexual Harasser for Advice on Epstein yahoo.com/news/articles/… via @@YahooNews
.-. TRUMP PROTECTING PEDOPHILES Donald Trump knows his resolve can harden By destroying the White House Rose Garden ..he told Ghislaine Maxwell ..that he wishes her well & if she caves, he’ll grant her a pardon. #GhislaineMaxwell #TrumpEpsteinCoverup #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
He’s fucking stupid enough to pardon her… isn’t he?
.-. TRUMP DENIES TRIPS TO EPSTEIN ISLAND Donald Trump with everything to lose Is quite quick to insult and accuse ..he declares from the highland ..Clinton went to the Island And anything else is fake news. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpEpsteinCoverup #EpsteinIsland
How does he know how many times Clinton was there? Has he seen the files?
.-. TRUMP SEES POLLS PLUMMETING The Truth and no one is surprised Trump’s base is so small it’s disguised ..but as his Polls plummet ..he can see from the Summit He isn’t just hated he’s despised. #TrumpPedoFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpEpsteinCoverup #trumpisunfit
Burgum: "The speech that President Trump gave at that summit two days ago? Probably the most significant technological speech that's been given since JFK said we're gonna put a man on the moon." 🙃🙃🙃
.-. TRUMP SEES POLLS PLUMMETING The Truth and no one is surprised Trump’s base is so small it’s disguised ..but as his Polls plummet ..he can see from the Summit He isn’t just hated he’s despised. #TrumpPedoFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpEpsteinCoverup #trumpisunfit
Gallop polls show Trump’s approval ratings are at its lowest with only 37% of us favoring his performance. Trump says his poll numbers are the best he’s ever had. What is wrong with this man?
.-. DONALD TRUMP MAY BELIEVE THAT AS PREZ Donald Trump may believe that as Prez Everyone believes what he says ..but his greatest skill ..is a BULLSH*T RUMOR MILL And a WIG that he wears like a FEZ. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpEpsteinCoverup #EpsteinClientList
Every time Trump speaks from now on, or types some dumb ass post, just remind him about South Park and how accurately it captured his true essence.
.-. FURIOUS TRUMP SPIRALS DOWNWARD OVER EPSTEIN FILES Donald Trump will declare with an eye roll Epstein stories are becoming more viral ..but isn’t it curious ..he gets more furious Descending in a downward spiral. #EpsteinTrumpCoverUp #releaseepsteinfiles #TrumpIsGuilty
Transcript: “Furious” Trump Spiraling Over Epstein Mess, Allies Admit trib.al/aFIlA0Z
.-. REPUBLICANS ARE FIXING EPSTEIN FILES Republicans are likely to wail There ought to be some sort of bail ..they claim that their grudge is ..all the rogue judges And getting Ghislane out of jail. #epsteinfilesnow #TrumpEpsteinCoverup #EpsteinTrumpFiles #MAGACultMorons
The fix is in.
.-. COMMANDER IN CHIEF ATTACKING FORMER PRESIDENT Donald Trump, the Military’s Commander Is attacking Obama with slander ..he states as his reason ..it’s sedition or treason But he’s no innocent bystander. #Obama #TrumpEpsteinCoverup #TrumpisontheEpsteinList #EpsteinFiles
Donald trump is an OLD, DECREPIT, SKAKE. He has no loyalty or courtesy for anyone. The Clintons and Obamas both were gracious to him, and what do they get for that ? The orange turd wants them both investigated for treason. What a shit bag he is. He’s TOTALLY UNFIT.
.-. TILLIS: RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES Thom Tillis should demand more action Like Release Epstein files with redaction ..but make no mistake ..this is not a fake It’s just another distraction. #ReleaseEpsteinFiles #EpsteinTrumpCoverUp #EpsteinFiles #thomtillis
Thom Tillis on Epstein: "Release the damn files ... this nonsense of, 'Well, we gotta protect the innocent.' That's called redaction. We do that all the time. That's kind of a fake, or bad reason to stop something that you don't want to happen."
.-. REPUBLICANS IN A STATE OF DENIAL Republicans will state with a smile We’re still in a state of denial ..they will say as a goof ..we don’t need any proof Because we know that Trump’s a pedophile. #TrumpEpsteinPedoFiles #TrumpIsAPedophile #MAGACultMorons #TrumpPedoFiles
BREAKING: CNN UNCOVERS MORE PICTURES OF TRUMP AND EPSTEIN!! Trump is in those FILES! The President of the United States is a PEDOPHILE!