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@LesTravold
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a rocket scientist and a brain surgeon perambulate into a rathskeller...
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures. He is cooleth af like that.
It stands to reason becuse its brains are what it's sitting on.
Why'd they call them "social media platform" when "engagement ring" was right there the whole time?
one key to a happy life is do whatever it take to make yourself feel jealous of you
The first person to call it a "snifter" was not a fan of fucking around.
Story X: July 1999 we travelled to west Ireland to meet some fam for the first time. Day One on the Old Sod, a lunch shop menu had 'ham salad sandwich' & I as A Yank expected deviled ham. But what they brought me was a ham sandwich w/ lettuce & tomato on it: Ham. Salad. Sandwich.
“We’re not gonna let the elevator bring us down.” - safety coordinator P. R. Nelson in a high-rise emergency
working on getting my discredit score down to the seven hundreds