Lee The Haus Cross
@Leecrss86
Stand Up Comedian
I watch a lot of police chase videos. Our legal system is all backed up and slow we need to streamline things. Hear me out...
Texas A&M Blackout uniforms could be so fire this year @BarstoolTexasAM @adidas @adidasfootball @TAMUequipment @AggieFootball
Not all Americans. Definitely the based ones, though.
Wait that wasn't @PressSec46
Using your best friend’s wife to set up a joke about a fake WNBA player to call out an entire audience for pandering is perhaps the best executed joke of all time. And it came at the ESPYS!!
Hard work pays off. Thank you to everyone that attended the shows and helped raise money. It really means a lot. 🙏🏽🎶
I just finished instructing a coworker who makes 3x my salary how to copy and paste an Excel table and paste it to a Word document....and by instruct, I ended up just doing it. I faked a phone call after he asked, "What the cloud was?"