LDSLawyer
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Lawyer. Linguist. Lover. لسان الغيب Navy Veteran | Wrong Jesus Hipster | GenX | Mormon Sufi Mystic
When I reflect on my tendency to spark controversy and debate and hostility on LDS-X:
CMO: "Sir, our woke rebrand caused a 98% drop in revenue." CEO: "Unleash the jugs."
AI is off the hook, man.
George Floyd appears in new commercial promoting “Comply,” a revolutionary behavioral medicine “Do not resist while taking comply, ask your officer if Comply is right for you.”
Remember when Superman loved the United States of America? youtu.be/8DNYSLgyNw8?si…
When you know there’s something weird about Pedro Pascal but you just can’t prove it yet
I'm fascinated by the fact that an entire generation of folks are having to relearn what humanity already figured out the hard way in previous eras.
I knew a guy who was in an "open marriage." You will be shocked to learn that she left him for one of her lovers. The twist was that this lover got tired of her, dumped her, and then she wanted back into the marriage. That's the last I heard of it.
This is what they took from us.
95 percent of Right Wing nostalgia is just a picture of a woman with unbelievable honkers captioned, “This is what they took from us 😔”
Lolz
Ozzy Osbourne decided to stop using acid while recording Black Sabbath’s Vol. 4. He said “I took 10 tabs of acid then went for a walk in a field. I ended up standing there talking to this horse for about an hour. In the end, the horse turned round and told me to fuck off. That…
Uranus is warmer than we thought. New computer modeling techniques revealed that Uranus generates internal heat. This is similar to our solar system’s other gas giants, like Jupiter or Neptune. go.nasa.gov/44HzIKx
Uranus is warmer than we thought. New computer modeling techniques revealed that Uranus generates internal heat. This is similar to our solar system’s other gas giants, like Jupiter or Neptune. go.nasa.gov/44HzIKx
I ordered a new TV from Costco. Upon getting it set up and powered on, there's an obvious defect at the bottom of the screen (left pic). Returned and replaced. Okay. The replacement ALSO has a broken screen (right pic). Like, what the hell?
Literally me and the wife after seeing "Obama" "Treason" trending on X.
In honor of Ozzy's passing. I remember when this song hit MTV. 1991. I was a freshman in high school, and it blew me away. That bass line and those heavy riffs are incredible. RIP Ozzy. youtu.be/CprfjfN5PRs
People have their favorite trilogy of films. And for the most part, I usually agree with them. However, this particular trilogy I rank up there with the very best of them. The drama and story arc between these three movies is absolutely unmatched.
My kids asked me what games I used to play on my IPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.
Speaking honestly, I've never understood the objection to the doctrine of theosis. It's 100% Biblical. The objection seems to stem from traditions, creedal conceptions, and a seeming distaste for the idea of approaching Deity. There is simply no way to dismiss Peter's teaching…