pavlo
@LaughterHaver
Hello! my name is pavlo . I am a Centralist and I love to FUCKING!
IN CAR Me: dawg we just passed another save point.. my Bro: It’s cool. Auto save is on Me: 😳 WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK 🛻💥🚗 *reloading last save. 2002* Me: 😑we are wearing diapers bro. My Bro: (hasn’t unlocked speaking yet) Goo Goo 🤷♂️
Day 2 of sobriety highlights: -Sweating out poison -Been hard all day -Almost had a coherent thought but slapped my head really hard and it went away -Might be developing telekineses because I can hear exactly what the hot girl on the L is thinking about me
Every party has that one dude. looks weird as hell. starts kneading on you and is always like ‘meow’
Polonius: What do you tweet, my lord? Hamlet: bangers, bangers, bangers. P: What is the matter, my lord? H: I need pussy from a girl with bpd P: I mean, the matter that you tweet, my lord. H:grippy sock footjob P: (aside)Though this be madness, yet there is method in it
2025 The boys: “aura farming” The girls: “throwing ass” Scrotcher the talking cat: imprisoned and tortured at off site location for 2 years by US federal marshal What is happening to this country
*texting liberal girl* omg girl boss down…lmk if u need anything 😏 *texting communist girl* ding dong the witch is (almost) dead lol…lmk if u wanna celebrate later 😏 *texting my main hoe* YOUR MAJESTY YOU WILL GET THROUGH THIS…lmk if u need anything 😏
If They Had Weed In Hades Sisyphus gone off the gorilla glue : Bruhgh.. This boulder shit mad funny 😂 Prometheus messing with the lighter: Nah the liver eating is crazy 😭 🦅 Tantalus texting ex: u up.. 🥵 If They Had Weed In Hades
in july we’re switching up on everyone who ever believed in us for no reason🙏
Zohran about to liquidate the red scare girls and dispatch tactical units to clear out Dimes Square once and for all.
Just opened a Snapchat from a guy I haven’t spoken to in 8 years
Average femcel: has 3 fwb with 401ks Average incel: dude who has not unlocked showering yet Me: just a normal guy My best friend: the dude from Sun Kil Moon. Not a flex, just making conversation. Hope everyone drinks responsibly tonight
Tweeting: Yo what the fuck the Jews doing in tbat tunnel? For real 😭 First tweet after work-mandated reprimand: Saying I love you during front shots goes crazy! 🤤 First tweet after work-mandated sexual harassment training: Sandwich vibes >>>
