Latvija Bird 馃嚤馃嚮
@LatvijaBird
Deeply disturbed, emotionally stunted, profoundly retarded, spiritually homeless.
New Wordpress post: A schizo stream-of-consciousness pseudo-poetic piece on one's relationship with Death, and a heavy romantification of it, that I spontaneously wrote one night a few years back while sleeping on a Greek beach. (link in replies)
In honor of it being 'Kapusv膿tki' today, my first not-Substack piece of writing is a brief contemplation on the metaphysical relationship between the dead and the living, that crosses my mind as I spend time in graveyards. (link in replies)
I went into my room and laid down in the bed, and my fat golden retriever climbed in to sleep next to me, with her rear end facing where my head is. Naturally, she began to fart. God's punishment of me never ends...
It's thundering right now, and I can hear my neighbors's German Shepherd, from across the street, crying and whimpering very loudly in fear. The poor, sweet, innocent little creature :(
people born in 1995-2005, how鈥檚 life? 馃槀
people born in 1995-2005, how鈥檚 life? 馃槀
You guys hear this gangnam stylen song? aaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy sexxy lady oop oop oop oop oppa gangnam style aaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
馃幍 Saldu dusu visiem maziem latvju b膿rniem Izkais墨tiem pieaugu拧o pasaul膿 No Rietumaustr膩lijas l墨dz Zieme募kan膩dai No Riode啪aneiro l墨dz pat R墨gas j奴rmalai Viena saule, tas pats m膿ness Visiem viena t膿vu valodi艈' 馃幍
馃幍 艩is st膩sts, ko jums st膩st墨拧u neb奴s p膩r膩k dr奴ms Jo visiem sen zin膩ms, cik alkohols 募auns Ja no r墨ta man galva dulla k膩 svins Tad zinu, ka vain墨gs ir viskijs un d啪ins T膩pat膩s ar rumu, vai gai拧s tas vai tum拧s Kad dzeru, tad s膩ku es run膩t k膩 dumj拧 馃幍
Fuck FUCK! GOD DAMN IT!! @___jehuty___ I'M SORRY..!! I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED, THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE I SWEAR
Great, now my notifications tab is unusable, because this, of all possible tweets, started gaining traction. Somehow, in some way, I just know this is @dr_moonie's fault.
2012, I was doing a hobo walk around 馃嚦馃嚤 for a few days, no food or money. At a gas station, I chatted with a cute clerk, who ended up buying me a couple of beers. She talked about how she loved to drink beer while taking a shower and made me promise I'd try it. I still haven't.
Desperately want to take a nap, but they're making me cut some bullshit just because I'm the guy with the saw... Life just can't stop kicking me when I'm down...
When my consciousness is extracted and reinserted into a dancing robot that spends and eternity having endless joy and entertaining thousands but a malfunction hits me with all the memories of my bitch ex wife all at once
"Foooiiiid, let me touch you foooiiiid! I have that Pidar Pascal anxiety thing, foid!! If I don't touch you right now, I'm going to have a heart attack, foid!! Can you live with that on your conscience? Foooooiiiiiiiid!!!"
