Alfredo Hootlur
@LatinxAdolf
Panna water enjoyer, General Lee supporter, and sundress fascist endorser #bitcoin | peating out
korea keeping military service mandatory is the only thing preventing their men from going 100% homosexual the birth rates are already like negative 1 billion roy this is the only way 2 keep the T levels UP
mandatory military service screws korea bad smartest kids in the country get put in a room to do jumping jacks for a year it forces an insanely limited mindset on what u can accomplish since infancy americans are rlly fucking fat but this is the best country in the world
UV index 9, surfed for 3 hours, fresh blueberry ice cream and listening to an evening thunderstorm on the porch almost forgot this is the whole point
wonder if the chatbot is the most creative use of AI, tech sector can muster bc it’s all a gajillon H1B indians, chatbot is the spiritual extension of the call center
If you’re building a hard tech company in 2025, you should prioritize getting a massive diagonal elevator platform installed in your HQ to make it easy to descend into the lower levels and access the underground portion of your facility.
We should bring back esoteric carnivals that happen on the edge of rural towns
Email: “how to go to the Hamptons on a budget” this is how good is ruined. You shouldn’t be able to afford everything. I don’t want to go to the Hamptons on a budget. I want to go knowing I earned it. But now, if I went, I’d be surrounded by nons who maxed out their credit cards
The Amish are not a historically great people. They are a parochial & provincial people who lack the world-spanning ambition of Higher European Man. The fetishization of Amish is symptom of civilizational tiredness & desire to return to meek, ahistorical, uninteresting existence.
amish have basically no obesity, no infertility, no cancer, no diabetes, no metabolic syndrome...they're having 10+ kids and incredibly happy they've basically staved off every single health issue the rest of the world is dying from we need to be studying them more
how to be mediocre & influence no one: follow advice of people like this woman growing up I saw my peers do this shit year after year, squeezing their lives in2 the ridiculous forms recognized by fickle & idiotic admissions officers literally none of this will matter wisdom,…
If imma be honest that wasn’t the conclusion you were meant to take from the piece
The ghost of General Lee rises
"& the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof thru the night that our flag was still there..."
we domesticated them in Atlantis, had a harmonious bond similar to that certain groups have enjoyed with horses. hunted giant squid together on the open sea and conquered distant lands. - William Wheelright
I honestly believe this is one of the biggest mysteries there is, Orcas are the most efficient predators on earth, yet they have never attacked us in the wild. They know something we don’t.
Every surf and skate brand from 90s-2000s. Volcom was an entire culture.
What's a formally good business that you experienced be ruined when bought out by private equity? I want to hear people's stories
Every single day that’s nice enough for the beach we have to go, we must. It’s our duty. In 6 months this will all be a sheet of ice with a foreboding gray sky above. Seize the day.