Landon Carroll
@LandonCarroll19
Former collegiate high fiver, ball thrower, and trackman expert. @UAB_Baseball
To my future employer: this account is not an accurate representation of my personality at all. I am much more charming and handsome in person. #mylinkedinisonfire #dmforresume #roadto500connections #STUDENTathlete
#retiredlife #charlotteNC #cleanmoney #futureUABnilsponsor
Zero hesitation. @jtblackwood12 face will be the reason UAB football is great again
Would you punch your best friend in the face as hard as you could to guarantee your favorite college football team a National Championship this season?
Don’t let the return of squeeze play this weekend distract you from the fact that we as college baseball fans deserve this all season long
3-0 first weekend coaching. Only got two kids hosed. Feeling pretty confident. Coming for @CoachMossUAB spot coaching 1B. Larger frame allows me to hold more evoshields. #bang #getfaster #Accountability
Absolute piss missle from @GuptonMichael. Late night socon is back @noahmb300
If anyone is wondering where I will be Friday you can come find me. #ilovethiscity
Got cleared to start throwing recently. Feeling loose and sexy. @CoachMossUAB lit the fire. 105 on the way. #CHALLENGE #iwantit
Head coach (@ToddClay) of the blazers looking over his men as they take YMF for the last time this season. Rome wasn’t built in a day, much less 4 years. #letsride #stainseasonincoming #naturalgas #foulballs
Scandals make sports more entertaining. #mcdonaldsbag #camnewton
I liked college sports better when they paid the athletes under the table and not thru NIL.
I’m in on this guy, can’t complain about cheap gas.
Patrick Corbin needs to be studied…
Happy Tuesday. Remember, play through the whistle and low man wins.
Can’t think of a better drive to spit ball million dollar ideas to myself than I-65. (Throw on some Alan Jackson or Toby Keith if you want to add 3mph to your FB)
Wonder what it would be like to swing this thing around town. Assuming the ladies loved it. #loweffortpost #betterstuffontheway
If I ever get married I have a few good buddies that will not be picking up that microphone
Nobody loves UAB more than I do. Just got to clear that up.
Nobody loves MS State more than I do. Just got to clear that up.
Found a good investment opportunity on Facebook marketplace this evening. Please let me know if you would like to send me some $ to showcase my grilling skills. This body I built wasn’t created without the ability to absolutely throw down over the fire. #expand…
