🎩Laird of the Manor🎩
@LairdOfTheManor
🏴Aristocrat with impeccable 🇬🇧,🇦🇺&🏴 bloodlines⚜️ Bibliophile⚜️Scotophile⚜️Anglophile⚜️Kilt aficionado🎩
I hate my family but how dare they hate me. I hurt my family but how dare they hurt me. I damage my family but how dare they cut me off. I reveal personal information about my family but how dare they remain silent. I hurt my dying grandparents but how dare my family be upset
What a woman. What a response. You go, girl. You have my respect and admiration. Go and be happy, alone or with someone new. Hold your head high, because you have shown how strong and resilient you are. I wish you well. 🥰
14 unspoken golden rules everyone should know. 1: Don't ask someone their salary, age, or weight. 2: Let people exit before you enter. 3: Return what you borrow in the same condition. 4: Don't interrupt when someone is speaking. 5: Don't talk during movies - ever. 6: Don't…
Trio of flowers piped in American buttercream. Mesmerising! 📽️petals_bakehouse (ig)
This is Andrew (Andy)Byron. Until recently, he occupied the role of Chief Executive Officer at Astronomer, drawing an annual salary exceeding half a million dollars. He forfeited it all - on account of infidelity. But that, alas, is merely the prologue. Let us examine the true…
I’m just going to say it… You don’t have to wear gym clothes outside of the gym. In actual fact it’s preferable if you don’t. No one, and I mean NO ONE, wants to see you in spandex 24/7, I don’t care how ‘bangin’🤦🏻♂️ you think you look. It just screams laziness and a total lack…
The trash has finally been taken out. 2025 is a good year!
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For Prince George, upon his twelfth birthday. Twelve years have passed since first the bells did ring, Announcing thee - a future King, shining heir; Born of a line that soon again shall sing Thy name with reverence, pride, and tender care. In thee we glimpse both grandeur and…
NOLTE: Stephen Colbert was propped up by $160 million (USD) in left-wing affirmative action. Wow! Not even $160 million could make him funny!
🚨BREAKING - After floundering in her role to reach out to the male voting demographic for 3 months and wasting $20 million, the DNC has removed Olivia Juliana from her role as male youth outreach coordinator. Can’t imagine why? 🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤣
The Lady of the Manor almost fell down the main staircase this morning and now we are in a heated debate as to whether or not my ‘gasp’ was out of fear for her safety or excitement about a possible life insurance payout. 🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived, this is to have succeeded. Quote- Ralph Waldo Emerson.
If you need something done illegal which one of your children would you call and why is it always the second child?🤨
You can’t hurt those born in the 70’s and raised in the 80’s. They are not the same as today’s kids.
7 signs a man is emotionally exhausted… but pretending to be Ok. 1: He stops having preferences - always willing to do what other people want. He never fights for what matters to him, the things he would enjoy. 2: He has a very different public and private demeanor. At home…
Shut Your Mouth. A life lesson. Buying a house? Shut your mouth. Buying a new car? Shut your mouth. Getting married? Shut your mouth. Going on a holiday? Shut your mouth. Going to do a course? Shut your mouth. Got promoted? Shut your mouth. 99% of the time, the reason that our…