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thundering blissful towards
futilely rocking back and forth on my hard carapace with my legs in the air spending the last few minutes of my 10 day lifespan thinking unspeakably evil thoughts
Captured this souverainiste creature the other day. Vive le Québec libre!
if i was ever approached by one of those skinny little eric rohmer twinks in a french seaside town i would take defensive action with an IED
everyone go listen to this song. I illustrated the cover for it 🫳 open.spotify.com/track/49JcVcEY…
wife just made a sunday pot roast so good it sent me into a blind homicidal rage 😂 just did a proper jaunt round the village doing maybe 2-3k of property damage. cheers lads 🍻
Obama: when i used to play crash bandicoot i was quite a reckless and carefree player *chuckling* I didn't pay too much attention to my lives *getting serious* but let me be clear, I also enjoyed collecting the gems and participating in the time trial events
(showing my German roommate family guy highlights on youtube) Werner: i see.. so das kind says “what the Deuce!” to indicate his weariness with his foolish family… he is vigorous yet sensitive me: (nodding) that’s exactly right Werner. this is his expression of Weltschmerz
And this is our Kreech. He’s been our goon for about two, three years now - here’s a picture of him caving in the skull of one of my business competitors. Yes, we couldn’t be more proud, really
Watching some Tumblr-reject highbie attempt to make a post is like watching a semi-crushed ant describe a desperate circle on your kitchen floor as their remaining limbs fail them
the amulet revealed its great mysteries pretty much straight away to me man haha. yeah it’s crazy you spent all those years trying to decipher them
I find that Tool’s polyrhythms are much more suitable complements to the complex patterns of my thought than ordinary 4/4 time
I am fairly confident of where the CEO assassin escaped to. He hid inside a Urine2GO Poop-o-matic booth. I happen to continuously scrape Urine2GO data every minute, so I can see individual urinary or defecation events that take place in New York.
I believe that emails are trying to tell us something
smoking on a balcony over Orc City, shaking my head and laughing, turning to you and saying something world-weary and wistful but it's completely drowned out by the 24/7 deafening orc mayhem down below
𝚒 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚔 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚑 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚒 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚒𝚔 𝚝𝚘𝚔 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢’𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚞𝚜𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 $𝟷𝟶,𝟶𝟶𝟶 𝚓𝚎𝚠𝚎𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚝’𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚍𝚐𝚊𝚏