Kyle Wilson
@KyleDWilson1
I am a writer and a giant nerd. My spirit animal is Detective Chimp. I will never refuse if you offer me a burrito.
If you have the time, check out this quick sample of a new story I'm working on called Halloween Boy. It's about a teen girl who meets a boy with a rubber pumpkin mask permanently attached to his face, a boy who cannot speak or write and is chased by something horrible.
I was 15, camping in the Adirondacks with my friends family. At the lodge this cute redhead taught me how to shoot pool. Upon leaving friend smacked me. "The fuck was that?!" he asked. "What?" I asked back. "SHE WAS INTO YOU!" he yelled. "I thought she was just friendly!" I said.
Share a piece of dating lore about yourself.
Hey @MadamSavvy the Collective Shout cancel pigs literally want to police what two consenting adults do in the bedroom. This is not about games at all. x.com/reneechopping/…
This post is being backtraced by the cyber police, Jay! You dun goofed! The consequences will never be the same! x.com/LSKennedy5/sta…
"Banger tweet that pissed all the males off" and it's saying how male rape isn't as bad as female rape.
“Hey ik u” “this u?” Yup thanks for showing me my banger tweet that pissed all the males off
Somehow someone is going to construe this as a bad thing. Do you know how much I would give to have been able to ensure my son could walk? How is reducing the amount of birth defects a net negative to society?
Japanese scientists claim to have deleted the chromosome causing Down syndrome.
"Put people I don't agree with into re-education camps until they mindlessly agree with how I view the world! Anti-fascist, by the way!" -Alyssa Mercante, hypocrite and failure of the education system, 2025 x.com/alyssa_merc/st…
The sound you hear is @AlysssaHazel exploding in giddiness.
BREAKING: President Trump officially removes 25% of the IRS workforce.
Imagine spending ten million dollars to hear what Joe Biden can remember about his life.
🚨 NEW: President @JoeBiden has reportedly sold his presidential memoir to Hachette for a $10 million advance, per Wall Street Journal. Not bad for a guy they said was “finished.” Congrats, 46.
How does a movie series make literal billions but leaves no cultural impact? More people reference the Michael Bay Transformers movies than Avatar. How do you achieve so much but impact so little?
Meet Varang in Avatar: Fire and Ash. Be among the first to watch the trailer, exclusively in theaters this weekend with The Fantastic Four: First Steps.
Rainbows existed before gay people put them on stickers, conservatives.
Before anyone gets mad about Stephen Colbert, he thought this was funny.
CBS to Cancel 'Late Show With Stephen Colbert' Citing 'Financial Decision' variety.com/2025/tv/news/c…
The best thing about moving into a new house is meeting the neighbors.
My son got to the end of 1-1 in Super Mario Bros. for the first time today. I'm so proud...
Suddenly the ending of It makes a lot more sense.
The Epstein client list is real. So is the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus.
The interesting thing about the Superman box office is that it's about the same as Man of Steel. I liked Man of Steel, and I'd probably like Superman if I had time to see it. But what really matters for DC Studios next is what comes after. BVS really killed Snyder's momentum.