Kurtis Carman

The fractional CFO industry is all over the place. I see three common segments. The biggest segment is what I'll call "Value Add Bookkeeping." This segment says to let them take finance and accounting off the business owners plate and they come back with monthly reporting and…

Football is so close.

When I was 24 I started a new job and the guy in the cube next to me was 39. We became fast friends despite the age difference because we had similar senses of humor and other similar interests. Once at lunch he was telling me about how he ran into an old friend from high…

Need a deputy chief of staff Inexperienced, extraordinarily ambitious, willing to travel disastrous schedule, meticulous scheduler and organizer Idea is to go everywhere with me for 9-18 months before graduating to an ops role No weird/insane people

When I was 24 I started a new job and the guy in the cube next to me was 39. We became fast friends despite the age difference because we had similar senses of humor and other similar interests. Once at lunch he was telling me about how he ran into an old friend from high…

Every now and then some old post of mine starts getting several random "likes" every day for a few weeks. I don't think it actually gets the likes I think they are just old notifications that come through again but I'm really not too sure. Anyways, this is the one that keeps…

Me, through the crack in the bathroom door when my wife gets out of the shower.

Hey @finkd I will accept the hundred million offer btw. No need for a billion. DMing my email for you send that offer over. Thanks,

Good catch! Let's do a deep dive and take this offline. Put together a quick one pager to add some color on this issue then get a few rockstar VPs with some bandwidth for a quick call. Some of them probably already have balls in the air because they wear many hats so keep it to a…

I think I’ve finally hit my tolerance for corporate lingo. I just want people to speak normally and stop saying things like, “low hanging fruit” or “no need to reinvent the wheel” or “lets take that offline” 💀💀💀

Every now and then I get a perfect opportunity to post my favorite piece of 𝕏 writing.

Dear WNBA, Please stop. The overwhelming majority of us have no idea who any of you are. Honestly, I know Caitlin Clark, I know Angel Reese, and I know Brandon Griner, I mean, Brittany. Brittany Griner. The rest of you are just a bunch of tall, flat-chested, “faces only a…

Dude - I was raised in Ohio and have been in over 40 euchre tournaments. You wouldn't last 6 hands with me you fish.

What ever happened to Lou Pai?

Alright Gun𝕏 friends, I have a question. What parts kits do you like for building an AR?

Every week I've been working out at a local high school football stadium with a few friends. We noticed last week that there were a few tractor tires on the practice field right next to the stadium. Decided to go over there and flip those this morning. Such an underrated…

How have we not moved on from CAPTCHA?

Oh boy. @BarstoolTate the last time I saw this video I asked @schlegelvellie to help you fix this problem and he said yes and you better take him up on it. Imagine, you getting trained by a Buckeye legend to be able to bench a reasonable amount of weight.

All coldplay concert guy needed to do was have this sign in his back pocket. Everything would have been fine. x.com/WildClipssTV/s…

The past month has been very busy. I've been trying to enjoy some summer fun with the family and keep things moving in the business. During this time I have explored exactly zero new AI things. Today, I kicked off a new project for a longtime client and put the head down using…

Mark Pantoni better be getting ahead of the game and building a relationship with them right now.