Mpanda 🇿🇲
@Kunda_Mpanda92
God, anime, UFC, barcelona, 6ft,
Been renting the same house for a while and there’s general damage to the wardrobes, kitchen units, and the place needs painting. Who’s responsible for this? The tenant, landlord, or is it shared? Curious to hear how others have handled this
there's this guy here, always posting he's girlfriend and how in love he is but he's been trying to hook up with my friend 🤣
When herbalists were selling mwana apeluke someone took it too literally 😂
These days the moment I get home, if I make a mistake to sit or try rest on the bed ninshi chapwa I've slept 😂😂😂 have we become old or what
Not sure how true this is...To us, it’s just trending story… but for her, it could be career-ending. In this age of screenshots and screen recordings, explicit videos are never just “private.”

One thing I've learned about work, building rapport with people within and outside your initial function will actually help you get things done faster than formal requests
After every call, a text. You top up, a text. You don't have data, a text, you run out of airtime, a text. You just complain about network in Zambia, a text. You receive a call from someone, a text. MTN can't you just leave me alone for once!
MTN can send messages takwaba 😂😂 is there a way to opt out
MTN can send messages takwaba 😂😂 is there a way to opt out
It's not even 8 and am already tired infact I am tired enough for the whole week. Out here admiring school going kids at least school closes you rest some
Yesterday I bought new running shoes, the way am excited to try them out 😂
Don’t. One time I had a dream I was with Idris Elba, he put his hands on my waist & pulled me into a very dirty kitchen.. then whispered to me “tell me about Solwezi.” 😭
“God speaks to people in dreams” My dreams:
I thought having a car is just wearing sunglasses,playing music and vibes😭😭😂😂 I’ve just bought four brand new tyres and I can’t walk😭😭 my chest is in severe pain…