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✨Vocal training ✨ I made a new little guide for laughing, coughing, and sneezing! If you'd like it, just drop a comment below! If you'd like any of my prior guides, like how to make resonance SIMPLE, you can find them at the site I made, link in my profile 💜

lesbians really will just wrap her leg around you and pull you closer into her, kissing and grinding and giggling like this is some inside joke and suddenly you're giggling too and whimpering and wrapping around her so tight so you don't slide off and i forget the punchline...

Posting “My horny ass could not work at a kill shelter” and watching all the puppygirls clamber over each other to reply “need”

Tweeting "trans women don't need hrt, ffs, grs, laser to be trans" while there is an active, largely successful worldwide campaign to take these things from us is beyond tone deaf It is cruel

It feels rude to ask a girl if she's trans so i just ask her if she has a hogwarts house

Going up to a straight couple and asking which ones the bisexual and which ones the homophobe

Doing subtweets but its like "some of my moots are following this woman just because she's pretty and funny and writes well and has a lovely voice and somehow she also remains grounded and kind and curious and i see you"

Being a lesbian is rad because you wonder why all your friends are the prettiest, coolest, kindest, funniest, most interesting and interested women in the world and then you realize it must be because you are too!

Going out to get a new switch because every time I play with their buttons they only flip bottom and never top

When you say stuff like "I suck and everyone hates me" enough times, people will believe you! But also, if you say "I am adorable and everyone loves me" over and over, people believe that too! Neither of these are ever 100% true, so the question is which lie do you choose?

The way I'll be clocking dolls at the old folks home because instead of old maid they'll be playing Balatro

Are you a masochist or are you a sadist and you know that you are the one person you can get away with hurting?

Girl, the way I'd pilot your mecha call me a cnc machinist

Pajamas that read "Too horny too sleep, too tired to jerk off" There, I just made you a million dollars, you're welcome My interview panel: Ma'am, this is NOT what we meant by "What new ideas would you bring to this position?"

In a just world this game would cause a boom in horse girls desperate for me to train their stamina (Add me)

Tossing a ball of yarn at a catgirl and watching in amusement as she gets more and more tied up. Should she really be shocked when I use the opportunity to take advantage?

Its so weird how trans women all know that femboy is 99% a porn thing but everyone else just treats it as like braver and more valid than being trans and will absolutely crucify a trans woman who dares to correct them

there are two kinds of trans women ones with brain wormed theories about two kinds of trans women and trans women getting kissed good

Sure sex is great but has a beautiful woman ever kissed you goodbye on your way out the door and then as you pulled away, smiling stupidly, she pulled you in deeper so you could feel her on your lips and tongue a little longer?