Akkord 👑

I traveled all the way to Ostrava to buy these swim trunks... 🥲

my political career was over before it even began

bitches love my stripes

COOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Next weekend! I can finally see more of 🇬🇧 than... Gibraltar. If you're around, let's kick it.

everything you've ever assumed about me is true btw

New stuff! sablerepublic.com/collections/all

When you drink too much on a Friday night you text someone you would rather not. When I drink too much on a Friday night I book a flight to Europe for next week. We are not the same

I need to choose a Championship club to be a fan of in the next couple of hours Englishmen, weigh in for me

anyone else want to come hang out in the foreboding guzzle

could be us 🥺

If I get laid off I'm taking my severance on a vacation to South Africa

whole crew joking about men who wear the lycra bike suits if only they knew

Hey, top 1%er here

Sorry if you're not New English yet. The good news is, there's always still time to fix that. 🌲

Being in Vermont ski country for the weekend is cool cause it's both exceptionally beautiful and has me pretty stoked for this next ski season

we fuct up tha ski lodge booking we at Stowe in the summer 😭💔🥀

these binos make me feel like I can call in an airstrike

⚠️🐯 I need all of my tigerbros to see this face immediately ⚠️🐯

If grok just @ ed you for some dumb fuck reason I'm sorry I was not trying to do that