Kids Write Jokes
@KidsWriteJokes
These are genuine joke attempts by children. Originally Bad Kids' Jokes on Tumblr. DMs open for submissions. Get the book 馃摍: http://tinyurl.com/kwjbook
Why does a clown talk to another clown Because it likes smelly jackets
why do monkeys eat banana because bananas are not afraid
why did the one eye dinosaur have one eye because he had one eye
Why did the mans pet fish not say a word for five years? IT WAS STUFFED
Why did the man bring extra pants to the baseball game? In case his pants got stupid.
Why did the elephant cross the road ? because it had lost a peanut get it i know it鈥檚 not that funny is it
why did the chicken cross the road to get her tv,eggs,feet,bananas,brides,groomes and earth
why couldn鈥檛 the peanut go to sleep? Because he had no face... so he couldn鈥檛 see the clock to see what time it was.
why can't astronauts have a picnic? because their hats stop them eating
Who will solve more than 50,000,000 mysteries? Mystery solvers
Where do bananas go on a Friday night? To the banana movies!
what's the difference between ham and cheese? One is ham and one is cheese. BOOM BOOM