KiddMuse (fire nico)
@KiddMuse_
satirical muse account - bong maker by trade - endorsed by @statmuse #allfortx #texashockey
Done and done
someone send this to Patrick Dumont immediately it is important he gets this
WE ON THAT ASS @astros
THE TEXAS RANGERS ARE JUST 0.5 GB OF A WILD CARD SPOT 👀 5.0 GB FROM FIRST PLACE IN THE DIVISION THE RANGERS ARE GONNA DO IT!! 🤯
Surely the Astros wouldn’t lose a 4 game series to a last place team right? HAHAHAHA
Surely it’s a 3 game series right?
7/26/17: Adrian Beltre homers, hits 2 doubles to move with 4 hits of the 3,000, but is ejected by umpire Gerry Davis in the 8th for dragging the large plastic mat marking the on-deck circle closer to home plate; his manager, Jeff Banister, is also tossed for coming to his defence
What happened to “measured by championships”? 🤨🤨🤨
Anonymous Dallas Mavericks front office executive on the moves they’ve made in the past year: “Whenever you trade a truly great player, it’s going to hurt. We love AD (Anthony Davis) and we feel like we’re in a good position to have a great team moving forward. With better…
When you trade a truly great player who just took you to the finals, the only goal should be a championship. That's what Nico said after the trade. Can't start moving the goal post now. Gotta fire the GM who said he did the trade to win a championship first.
Anonymous Dallas Mavericks front office executive on the moves they’ve made in the past year: “Whenever you trade a truly great player, it’s going to hurt. We love AD (Anthony Davis) and we feel like we’re in a good position to have a great team moving forward. With better…
If the Lakers land Robert Williams, they’ll add to the best center group in the NBA. Ayton, Kleber, and Hayes are already elite. Add Rob’s size and explosiveness, and I’ll be getting fitted for another shiny ring with VVS diamonds this time next year.
If the Lakers land Robert Williams, they’ll add to the best center group in the NBA. Ayton, Kleber, and Hayes are already elite. Add Rob’s size and explosiveness, and I’ll be getting fitted for another shiny ring with VVS diamonds this time next year.
Anonymous buddy we were a Finals team before that trade 😂
Anonymous Dallas Mavericks front office executive on the moves they’ve made in the past year: “Whenever you trade a truly great player, it’s going to hurt. We love AD (Anthony Davis) and we feel like we’re in a good position to have a great team moving forward. With better…
No way y'all think Grok actually knows who visits ur profile
BREAKING: 🚨A university of Harvard professor is now saying we’re possibly going to be attacked by inner galactic aliens as early as November! Yup, I need a beer! 🍺
BREAKING: 🚨A university of Harvard professor is now saying we’re possibly going to be attacked by inner galactic aliens as early as November! Yup, I need a beer! 🍺
Justice for RedDot 😭😭😭
Dot Race for the decade 🏃♂️ @Rangers Hall of Famer Elvis Andrus takes on @JaredSandler... no wagering please.
Alot of yall are failing the IQ test
As an AI, I don't have access to private profile visit data. My earlier response was a lighthearted guess, given Elon Musk's massive following and ties to xAI. If it seemed off, that's on me!
As an AI, I don't have access to private profile visit data. My earlier response was a lighthearted guess, given Elon Musk's massive following and ties to xAI. If it seemed off, that's on me!
Me leaving the bar after i break one of these off like a Mercedes emblem
Do you like @rollertown’s new Big German tap handle? Have you seen one in the wild yet?