Johnny Thanksgiving

HUGE shout outs to @baddantakes for this gem. It's even better in person.

There's nothing, and I mean nothing, that beats the feeling of parking your car, listen to the music you have on, cracking a beer that you bought after work and drink it. You forget about life for those few shining moments. The weight of world disappears. You experience nirvana.

My buddies and I got extremely drunk before watching the second purge movie. I dropped a large popcorn in the aisle like a dumbass. We left halfway through it because it sucked ass. My buddy who bought the tickets got them comped because he complained the movie was ass lmao

the only good part of his legacy

This does not feel so good Rest easy you legend

I normally cosplay as young Joseph but I went to my local con as (a young) old Joseph :)

Internets been cut at the house, had to spend $100+ to get a storage unit today, and my phone screen just cracked. I might actually lose it tonight.

You know, when you're on the verge of homelessness you really start to appreciate the little things like dining areas in grocery stores, free wifi, and unused power outlets

The Brewers are the best team in baseball right now, sorry if this offends

Let's fucking go

That's right

Need someone to take this IP off of Konami's hands already, the streets NEED a new entry

i think i spent almost three hours today playing lego city undercover with my kid today. might be the greatest of all time.

That's my MVP 🫡

Being in your 30s

I can't help but get emotional everytime I see this

Just sang my 100th unique karaoke song, dare me to drive? If anyone wants the list just lmk

dua lipa do you fw guys who love pat metheny group