Kevin in ABQ
@KevinInABQ
May or may not be notable. Not the Camerlengo. Thoughts mine, not my employer's. RT ≠ endorsement. #TJAMS list-keeper. /sarc implied.
As I said a few days ago: Never pass a law/define an executive order/create an agency you wouldn't want to put into the hands of your worst enemy.
Hiroshima, Dresden, and this tweet
You were too chicken shit to actually cc me on your post, @keprettybird, but let’s just say I’m sexy enough to keep my husband from sleeping with the nanny. Unlike J-Lo, however, I don’t feel the need to fake hump a bunch of strangers to prove I’ve still got it.
“God says to each one of us today: ‘I have chosen your soul, I have chosen your heart as sacred ground, to be adored there.’ Your baptized soul is a sacred place—do not profane it by giving it over to disordered passions and to the spirit of the world; do not profane it by…
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For a change of pace, here's a joke from Communist Poland. Wlodek wants to deposit his money, saved carefully in a mattress, to the bank. He walks in. Wlodek: "I want to make sure my 50 zlotys are safe. What happens if someone robs the bank?" Banker: "No worries. The main…
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Bloody Montagues.
Back-to-back crimes on Capulet Lane leave Fort Myers families on edge gulfcoastnewsnow.com/article/capule…
Idea for an event men can organize for their church: Lesson on Emergency Roadside Assistance Gather in the church parking lot on a Saturday morning & teach young boys (and/or girls) how to (1) Jumpstart a car when the battery dies (2) Change a flat tire (3) Change a fuse
RIP Chuck Mangione. One of the greatest King of the Hill running gags was sneaking “Feels So Good” into songs. 🫡
Provide us with your next quatrain, Kirschtrodamus. @KirscheVerstahl
I wasn't expecting them to have dodged charity obligations, that's crazy Vshojo (the company not the talents) has a very substantial amount of debt I wouldn't be shocked if they fully disbanded sometime soon
He body slammed Andre the Giant at WrestleMania III is what he did. He carried the WWF on his back for a decade and ended the Cold War with a leg drop single-handed. He taught the world how to rip off their shirt and flex. And in this house Hulk Hogan is a hero. End of story.
Culture Shift w/ Brad and Ordy: This episode goes to 11! x.com/i/broadcasts/1…
Well done, @ironmouse community. Keep going. tiltify.com/@ironmouse/iro…
Seasonal portents, @alexthechick
Someone fell off the raft when the Browns did the helmet reveal. I just can’t 😂😂
I am a multi generational product of Jesuit education and am reasonably sure this activity, as with other activities of this individual, are not what St Ignatius of Loyola founded the Jesuit order to be doing …
Scene outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in NYC, home of @colbertlateshow. About 100 people shouting "Trump must go. Colbert to stay." While another few hundred wait to enter for tonight's show.