Kevin Dombrowski
@KevinDombrowski
stand up comic | new album: STAY AT HOME, KEVIN | avail everywhere now
Crazy that two pioneers of reality tv have died with Ozzy and Hulk. Here’s hoping my ex doesn’t get her own show soon.
My phone just autocorrected Ghislaine to Island and if that’s not all the proof we need…
Probably flying Turkish Airline
I hear my opponents have travel plans…
Tearing my shirt off to my wife’s disgust in honor of Hulk Hogan tonight.
I’m convinced that Joe Biden is just Hunter Biden after he finally finishes talking about crack.
RIP to the legend Ozzy Osbourne… take a piss on the Alamo tonight for him.
Got booked to speak at a corporate workshop today to help teach young interns presumably what not to end up like. Not bad for a kid that barely went to college. Great time at Live Nation, thanks for having me!

Oh no… I… I just got home and my wife is listening to Coldplay.
Release the list
Probe of Uranus reveals where it gets its heat trib.al/l3TJ5hQ
Telling my 4 month old to blame RFK for the taste of her first food.

My whole family is gone for the weekend and it’s finding notes like this that really keep my going.
