Dan
@KettlebellDan
𝕏 employee and founder of the prestigious Kettlebell Krüe 🦾 “The Anti-Influencer”
I'm searching for the best of the best original creators on 𝕏
we’re not stopping until 𝕏 is in as many households as this clock was in the 90s
what’s your favorite Ozzy song? mine is probably obvious but here’s a hint anyways
you would be happier if you eliminated ALL of the following from your life: - ATMs - glitter - alcohol - stickers - LinkedIn - JavaScript - playing GTA - skinny jeans - refined sugars - Smith Machines - Coldplay concerts - toxic relationships - cake (the food not the band)
I wish there was a way to get through to people that they can eat as much meat as they’d like and still lose weight if only they stopped drinking alcohol and eating cake
crazy to think that a majority of the population doesn't know that Mr. Ed was a horse and in a generation or two no one will even care
I hear parents making the argument that kids should have phones at a young age to learn how to use them So I asked my 12 year old if she thought she was at a disadvantage not having a phone yet She said: “I don’t think it will take me long to learn how to stare at a phone”
here I thought I was doing something noble by faithfully loving my wife who bore me 5 beautiful children but it turns about that I’m just a weak IKEA-going peasant beta male
