Ken Whistance

There are always moans about plastic so the world would be a much nicer place if they stopped wrapping broccoli in plastic. What is the point?

It's a great shame that it's frowned upon to be impolite to people you don't know🤣🤣🤣

They look down with a smirk saying "We know best. We're better than him. Ride it out. It will pass". But I'm OK with that as I smile back. Wouldn't want to be like them.

I have never listened to a podcast. I'm afraid Maisie Adams wouldn't inspire me to try.

I have never really understood what the true meaning of lunacy was before

If you ask 17 million people what they think of someone I like and 16,999,999 approve but one thinks he's Satan, guess which interview gets on the ten o'clock news.

My X is now mainly questions. Because people like likes and somehow, interactions make them feel good.

First time I've seen it but it was high tide as we walked alongside the pond this morning. There were hundreds, probably thousands, of tiny 1" long fish darting in and out of the algae that had been washed up to the edges. When they grow a bit, the swans will regret being vegan.

Steeped in the values of yesteryear, I'm not convinced that 19-year-olds should be allowed to be council leaders. Much to learn at 19.

Never mind the "I'm in charge. You have to do what I say" bow locks. Keir Starmer needs to answer some questions. Preferably not asked by Robert Peston or Beth Rigby.

Even were Ben-Julian Harrington dismissed, he would pop up somewhere else within weeks. That's how failure works in modern Britain.

I have a new AI model. I've called it Ed Milliband. The intelligence module is not pre-installed and is necessarily very difficult to plug in.

Today @Ed_Miliband has announced the prices he is willing to pay new renewables in the upcoming AR7 round of the CfD scheme Look how expensive they are!!! The average wholesale power price in 2024 was just £73 /MWh But he is willing to pay up to 57% more for offshore wind.…

Quaite naice again.

Tell you what, My hair is quite long and yet I don't think I'm a woman. Do I get a prize?

Would you like some cherry tomatoes? - No, we only like big tomatoes. Would you like some runner beans? - No, we had them on Sunday. Would you like some French beans? - No, we had them on Tuesday. What an odd house I live in.

It is probably illegal to say that putting a lot of foreign people in a hotel and then making security entirely consist of members of the same ethnic group doesn't seem intuitive. An old fogey's fogginess?

I am governed by ministers who are not even clever enough to blot their copybook. No names, no Angelas.

I suppose children must scream all day so as to keep a check on their lung capacity before they get back to school where they will have all the correct machinery?