KADE THE FIRST

@KADETHEFIRST

London

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Joined October 2018

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KADE THE FIRST@KADETHEFIRST · Sep 21

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KADE THE FIRST@KADETHEFIRST · Jul 19

I’ve been unemployed for so long I’ve become non-binary

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KADE THE FIRST@KADETHEFIRST · Jul 17

There is something so chicly cathartic about receiving 2 job rejection emails whilst at the airport

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KADE THE FIRST@KADETHEFIRST · Jul 16

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KADE THE FIRST@KADETHEFIRST · Jul 15

Oscar Wilde:

GGANG$TA KITT¥@brattyboochiii · Jul 15

about to start cruising at church

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KADE THE FIRST@KADETHEFIRST · Jul 15

Im feeling very love cherry motion today

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KADE THE FIRST@KADETHEFIRST · Jul 11

WHERES MY FUCKIN LABUBU

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KADE THE FIRST@KADETHEFIRST · Jul 11

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KADE THE FIRST@KADETHEFIRST · Jul 9

Just had to raise a formal complaint with a company’s hr team bc I didn’t like the way the recruiter spoke to me

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KADE THE FIRST@KADETHEFIRST · Jul 8

Just came everywhere I feel amazing

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KADE THE FIRST@KADETHEFIRST · Jul 8

Unfollowing annoying oomf

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KADE THE FIRST@KADETHEFIRST · Jul 2

sevdaliza went to the KTF school of trolling by acting oblivious. I love it

llennon@ll3nn0n · Jul 1

full arca vs sevdaliza round two because arca deleted again

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KADE THE FIRST@KADETHEFIRST · Jun 29

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KADE THE FIRST@KADETHEFIRST · Jun 29

DO NOT BOTTOM AFTER EATING A HARMONICA

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KADE THE FIRST@KADETHEFIRST · Jun 29

Sometimes when I’m sad it makes me horny

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KADE THE FIRST@KADETHEFIRST · Jun 29

Sat in my room with £8 to my name and a half smoked pack of cigarettes

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KADE THE FIRST@KADETHEFIRST · Jun 25

PLANNED SICK DAY TOMORROW

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KADE THE FIRST@KADETHEFIRST · Jun 25

I need you guys to make your best Matcha memes. The winner will get a prize! GOOD LUCK

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