Just Do Me

Ill be back in a few days when the algo isn't screwing me.. sheesh.

I’m not toxic, I’m performance art in red lipstick and chaos 😘🎭

You were just the layover. I’ve got flights to catch and mistakes to make ✈️💔

Post a pic YOU took. Just a pic. No descriptions💚

My type? Emotionally unavailable with a nice jawline and no future plans 😵🧬

I don’t do “the girl next door.” I’m the girl across the hall blasting music and ignoring texts 📵🎶

You think I’m overreacting? Wait ‘til I put mascara on and really commit to the bit 😭💅

Can you ask a question?

I’m tipsy and I need my mouth on him like now

I’m not “hard to love.” I’m just a handful, a mouthful, and occasionally feral 🐾😇

You can’t ghost me—I was never emotionally present to begin with 👻🖤

I like my flings how I like my candles—hot, short-lived, and a little dangerous 🕯️🔥

Ok #Lions fans, time to get hyped! Detroit Rock City! #onepride

Your "sneaky link" writes sonnets after what I do in 6 minutes 🕰️📜

Sometimes I pretend I didn’t hear him, just to see how badly he wants to repeat himself 😘🎧

I talk in flirty riddles and leave lipstick on receipts. Good luck unpacking that 🧾💄

I'm the girl your mom warned you about and your ex still dreams about 😏🛌

Your loss, babe. I’m literally the main character and the director 🎬💋

I don’t argue. I just look hot and ruin your internal peace 🧘‍♂️🔥

When I say “I’m fine,” I mean I’m one espresso away from reinventing myself ✨☕