boss 🖤 lady
@JustAnotherVice
I sure find myself in a lot of pickles for someone that doesn’t like them
Me: I need a favor… Him: ehhhh Me: nudes are involved… Him: say less
I’m only using Snapchat these days to figure out what day of the week it is.
Just met my quota for being nice for the day. Better luck next time.
What’s better than taking off a bra, you ask? Taking out your hearing aids after having to listen to bullshit all day.
I’ve reached the age where I only get hit on by 20 somethings looking for a sugar mama … jokes on them, I don’t even qualify as a sweet n low mama
An empath? Baby, I don’t feel my own emotions, I am definitely not feeling someone else’s.
Rocks are great company. They listen and don’t talk back but can be used as a weapon if necessary.
Sometimes you just have to eat the spoonful of shit, swallow the bitterness that comes with it, and go on about your life.
I’m raising savages. I just wish they didn’t use their savageness on me.
She was a problem when she was a sinner and she's a problem when she's a saint.
I could probably be famous for a number of things but the skeletons in my closet keep me from reaching my full potential.
A kids sole purpose in life is to annoy their parents. But then right at our breaking point they go and do something sweet to remind us why we don’t eat them when they’re young.
I’m giving babysitting other people’s kids zero stars. However, if said kids would let me nap, I could change that to a solid 2.5 stars.
I have small kids, deciphering gibberish is a requirement.
No, I’m not mad. But your version of “close” kind of caught me off guard.