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I always pretend my boyfriend is in the main bedroom sleeping. “Please try to keep it down bhuti. Utata walapha ulele.” 🤣🤣🤣
Get so uncomfortable when there’s a plumber or handyman in the house and I’m home alone 🥴
sleeping with my watch on to track my sleep >>> my watch dying during the night <<<
to be clea, WHO found a potential????
I took my wife and sister in law to our Maritzburg College Old Boys function yesterday. Of course she found a potential. 🤣
ever heard of breakfast cocktails?
On a breakfast date and she just ordered a cocktail. I thought y'all said breakfast dates are the way forward 😔😔😔😔
“you know boys will play you no matter how educated you are, right?” ey bandla yall are so weird 😭
Two men who saw the soul… and didn’t look away.
why can’t a 6 month old be my friend?
In 2010, when my boi lived at Laborie in Auckland park, he invited a girl he was talking to over and she asked if she could come with some friends, he said the more the merrier! She arrived with two other friends & a 6 month old baby. They stayed the whole weekend. Unprecedented
waist NOT HELD hips NOT TOUCHED neck NOT KISSED life IS BRUTAL
apparently I’m asking for too much
Hanging out w people that record you and make unaware videos of you without you having to ask them to>>>>
story of my life
I bought coffee, thinking that it’s about to get finished, only to find that there’s one I pushed to the back of the cupboard and forgot about 🥲
Hmm some people are saying that it’s shameful. I think the problem is that people internalise the idea that to want closeness is to be unattractively desperate, instead of simply human. Unlearn that rubbish and be free.
There’s no shame in wanting closeness, or in feeling starved for it.