Mrs. Jum
@JumsOnlyGirl
• Trauma Nurse • Mother • Southern Belle •
Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves 🙄
I hope my margarita is next to your margarita in every lifetime 🍹❤️
Do you know why cute people are always busy? I will tell you later. I am busy.
RIP Ozzy. You lived in the best timeline of life. All rock lovers love you. Thank you.
I swear the week goes by like Mooonnndayyy Tuuuessssdayyy Weeeeednessssdayyy Thuuurrrrssddayyyy Friday Saturday Sunday 🙄🙄🙄
Good Morning ☀️ I hope you feel beautiful and your coffee tastes good today 🩷
Today is my birthday!!! I really didn’t think I’d make it to this one. Cancer has taken so much, but it hasn’t taken ME. Not yet. To all who pray for me, thank you! More prayers would be a wonderful gift today. 🤍 🤍
Should I be upset by this obvious shot at me in the office?
The only arrests we’re seeing are cardiac just so you know how fvcking crooked the whole system is.
I’m at work tonight (and for the next 4 nights 😭😭) and if I see anymore people unfollow me, I’m gonna be sad so stop 😂❤️
We should be following each other if you’re like me 🫣😂 Don’t even get me started on what my email looks like….its in the thousands
I just want y’all to know that taking care of sick patients is exciting, miserable, fun, tragic and meaningful.
Why do my dogs look at me like I starve them 24/7? They are as round as potatoes, literally
Everyone: “you look happier” Me: “thanks, I just spent money that I don’t have” 😂🫠
What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates: 1. Nice shirt. 2. Wow. A second nice shirt. 3. Okay, first shirt again. 4. He has two shirts.
