Judge Elihu Smails
@JudgeSmailsGolf
Founder & Tournament Chair, Judge Smails Memorial Invitational. Background photo credit: @Bullfrog111.
“NOONAN!!!” - @JudgeSmailsGolf
Trump putting on the ultimate putting display.
Spaulding! @JudgeSmailsGolf
"I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips ..." "You'll get nothing and like it!"
I assume the greens are a mixture of Kentucky Bluegrass and sensamilla?
38th Judge Smails Memorial Invitational underway in beautiful Incline Village, Lake Taheezi. “It’s gonna be May-Day, hey-Dey out there.” - Bruce “Carl Chow” Carlson

Dammit Judge…”While we’re young!” @JudgeSmailsGolf
If you want to feel really old, Caddyshack was released 45 years ago today…
Today marks the 45th Anniversary of “CaddyShack” and the 38th Judge Smails Memorial Invitational. Good luck to all the contestants this weekend in beautiful Lake Taheezi, Nevada!!
This movie was released July 25, 1980, can you name it? Are you a fan?
This is the worst looking mat I ever saw. You buy a mat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup.
This is the kind of company @DunningGolf is. Mark got thru the Monday Q for the CO Open yesterday, I called Matt, Dunning’s social media manager and started to explain the situation. Before I even finished he cut me off. “Send me the address, I’ll overnight him some clothes…
“Oooh, a lot you fucking know, D’Annunzio.” ~DannyNoonan
