Joshua Trolly
@JoshuaTrolly
Christian, Husband, Father, Baptist Pastor 🌳🪓 (Views are not my own.)
Reminder to everyone buying raw milk: don't forget to pasturize it for safety before you drink it.

This is the best tweet I've read all day.
“Hey Gr0k, I want to chat with Samuel, the prophet.”
I'm in a bind, away from my tools. Does anyone know if a Dewalt drill comes out of the box with already charged batteries?

Fun fact: If someone says, "You can feed your chickens entirely with table scraps," what they mean is "we are extremely wasteful with our food."
I forgot about the classic: "how dare you!!"🤬
1. Me likey. 👍 2. The baby is sick (we should murder unhealthy people). 🤒 3. Eugenics. 👌 4. The priests of Molech told me I would have a bountiful harvest if I burned my child alive.🌾 5. Humans aren't human if I pretend they aren't. 🙈
If we restored the dinosaurs, I think I'd have to become post-mill.
Jurassic Park aside, is there a context in which you would bring back dinosaurs if you could?
Not the labors of my hands can fulfill Thy law's demands; could my zeal no respite know, could my tears forever flow, all for sin could not atone; Thou must save, and thou alone.