Joram Nyirongo
@JoramMD
Vice President of Society of Medical Doctors (SMD), Artist (Singer/Songwriter, Columnist Sunday Times).
I am disappointed that God decided that I must be born in the most backward country on earth. There is nothing to celebrate about this country. There is just idocy and chaos, even our president is as clueless as a duck in how we can transform the country. Fuck!
Ayi, umaganiza ngati mbuli. Pali ena amatha kukudulani mwendi olakwika amakhala anzeru zochepa ngati zakozo.
ndinkaona ngat ma dokotala onse amakhala anzerutu ine 👀
You are just another ignoramus. It is not my title that inflates my ego. I am just an arrogant young man naturally, and have been that way before I had any paper whatsoever. I could be an MSCE holder like yourself and still spew dangerous thoughts without a care!
In a way this strikes me as the common and consistent ethnocentric challenge amongst the Malawian medical practitioners, being addressed as Dr. even before a Masters gives chaps weird wings.
My levels of humour can't allow for me to simp for anyone on God's earth. You misjudge!
A real nigga turned into a simp overnight! Strange.
What a Low IQ post! I don't particularly travel to get numbers from anyone either. I am too busy for that. What a strange statement you said there, not surprising coming from you strange and weird human! Shameful!
No. Cause unlike you - x.com/Chasokera1/sta… I don't lose common sense when I am in the presence of non - Malawians. Lemme guess, you couldn't even gather the courage to get a phone #, but I am gracious, I will teach you the art of speaking to people who are not from Malawi.
I am a writer. I write better than you or anyone in your family. Rejoice when you see texts spewed by me!
Did you know that often times people who insult others are actually worse than them. Infact the insults match them better than the one they are insulting. Did i say anything??
Linguistic prowess is necessary when one tries to communicate in any language. Even those speaking Tumbuka, my language, must speak withing the confines of correct grammar to communicate their ideas. You couldn't communicate before you weird and strange thing!
Congratulations you can speak English. Unlike the people in the country where your phone was assembled, if only China had more people like you - they would be richer than Malawi.
Rewrite this. The chaotic grammar means we can't understand anything you have said, as much as we try to. Rewrite!
As someone who offers massage therapy and yoga, most of my clients ( 90 %) are not Malawian - yet I have never thought of calling Malawian men "backward" even when they say "inu yoga ndiza chizungu". Internalized hatred usually manifests in projection in those you closely
Joram calls me at midnight, "Aise, ku Malawi kulibe akazi okongola. Zomwe ndikuona ine kuno mmm. Kodi kwathuko vuto ndi chani?" Me: Comrade mwayaka? Joram: Yes, ku Malawi ko ndimalezeranso koma sindiona akazi oterowa.
Everytime I travel, I realize there is no reason whatsoever for any man to think he's met the most beautiful woman in Malawi. There no reason at all. None! Our women are backwards! And I think the economy has something to do with it. Social scientists must have theories!
Except you and afew women who agree with me.
Mirror on the wall….
He needs to first start running/jogging before he can run any government anywhere!
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We are struggling collectively. This is no secret at all. 😂
It’s always men saying “Malawi doesn’t have beautiful women” and I just laugh. If Malawian women aren’t beautiful then Malawian men are what?
I wouldn't be surprised if your highest qualification is a PSLC. You seem not to understand anything I am writing. When beauty is ubiquitous, everyone can see it. We must not search as if we are looking for a needle in a haystack.
if beauty really doesn’t have standards, then why does it keep dodging you? 😂
Except me 😂. Please exclude me.
That's why we were given men like you 🙂
I am really tempted to say something but I won't...please stay away lol
Saying that about Malawian women while you look like that is just insane.
I have also seen how you look on your picture likely taken by a very poor phone 😂
Is this how you think everyday. Ndimaonekedwe ako like an alien.
I didn't notice that happening. In any case, you've all heard me basi.
My nigga getting cooked good👍🏿👍🏿
A conversation we don't wanna have! Sad. I saw the strangest people speaking confidently at the DPP's Presentation of nomination papers. My heart was broken!
Let's just be honest, Malawian mean and women, we are all backwards. That's why we are the poorest nation on Earth. Maybe let's change that...
Mmmh this is body shaming! Not good at all. You should be ashamed of yourself! Lol
Saying that about Malawian women while you look like that is just insane.
Perfect use of "simile". You could do well in literature 😂. I have been impressed. Wish I had a suit the colour of a sugarcane to make the analogy even more amazing lol.
Says a man who looks like a sugarcane once he’s tucked in his pants!