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🧵 My sports betting routine if I only had 10 minutes a day: You don’t need to grind 5 hours. You don’t need to chase lines all day. You just need a simple system. Here’s what I’d do: 👇

I didn’t want to post this. Thought about keeping it quiet. But this system has worked too well for too long. I’ve made $21,000 risk-free since January. No gambling. No chasing. No losses. Then yesterday I tried EV+ and just failed... In this space transparency is key, I need to…

EXERCISE MOOD We walk the same path but got on different shoes

Nothing like hearing my roomba scream at me because it’s stuck on something else after I just sat back down

Hey @grok who was the most famous person(with the most followers) who has visited my profile? They don’t have to be mutual. Don’t tag them, just say who it was.

GIVEAWAY! We have the best fans in beer and it isn’t even close!!! Wanna keep this 1 of 1 in the gang so RT for a chance to win and we’ll draw a winner Monday morning.

My wife: “So… are you gambling again?” Me: “Technically no. I bet on both sides and make a profit no matter what.” Her: “Sounds illegal.” Me: “I thought so too. It’s not.” Now she lets me pay for date night using arbitrage. DM me if you want awkward dinner convos thanks to…