Jonas Lefkowitch

"Our galaxy is a mote of dust spinning around a cosmic whirlwind. We are specks within a speck, beneath the notice of any god or devil. Our lives are less than nothing. Do you see?" "I understand, sir, but we still can't serve items off the breakfast menu after 12 pm." #vss365

Innocence floats along like a balloon borne upon an indifferent breeze through a world of pins and needles. #vss365

The 4th of July is no longer a celebration. It's a bitter remembrance of the great nation we once imagined ourselves to be, a nation as dead as the Founding Fathers and the slaves who broke their backs serving those revered champions of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness

#FantasticFour has its charms, but I didn't love it. We didn't spend enough time in that world for me to fully invest. Instead of a 9-month time jump, they could have shown a slice of life on Earth 828. Flesh out the Moleman stuff, Shalla-Bal, relationship w/ Natasha Lyonne, etc.

"Listen, cur!" the young noble sneered at the furrier trudging beside him. "Whilst we travel together, you shall address me as Your Lordship." The furrier spat sideways at the useless fop. "Ya's keep up that haughty horsepucky, an' yer address'll be an unmarked grave." #vss365

Roses are red (some of them, but they come in lots of colors) Violets are blue (they are not, they've literally got a color named after them, that's just dumb) Sugar is sweet (i thought this poem was about flowers) And so are you (you don't know me at all, do you) #vss365

I don't know, maybe the people who think Pedro Pascal is a creep have just never experienced consensual, comfortable physical contact absent any predatory intention with someone of another gender, and simply can't imagine such a thing is possible.

"Mama! You gotta come get me outta here!" "I ain't bailing you out no more, Gregory. Not after what you done this time." "Please, Mama! I'll die in here!" "The boy I raised is already dead, and I'm through mourning him. I cried my last tear for you, Gregory. Goodbye." #vss365

Hope only blooms to wither on the vine. It flowers and dies and putrefies, polluting our weary hearts with the black rot of bitter disappointment. I am safe now, content in the depths of despair, immune to this cruel life's poison promises. Join me. Be hopeless and free. #vss365

I've been seeing comments that #FantasticFour is a return to form for the MCU, as if Marvel Studios didn't release one of their best movies ever just three months ago.

I remember blissing out in the time before time, back in the infinite sea of null. I would expand my consciousness to fill every nook and cranny of nothingness, contemplating the beauty of my untroubled solitude. Then along came the Big Bang and totally harshed my mellow. #vss365

I once dreamt of traveling via wormhole, at one end exiting my tedious life on Earth, at the other entering a world of wonders beyond wildest imagining. As it turns out, after a shockingly meager while, a world of wonders beyond wildest imagining becomes just as tedious. #vss365

"Can we agree that—" "NO." "I didn't say to what!" "Whatever it is, I'm against it." "But I'm against it too!" "Then I'm for it." "Why are you always so contrarian? "I am NEVER contrarian." "I was an idiot to think I'd ever get you to be agreeable." "I concur." #VSS365

So, I randomly came across this weird MAGA talking point that AOC lied about her name because she used to go by Sandy. Apparently, they're all too dumb to realize that Sandy is a diminutive of Alexandria.

Apparently, you Snyder bros don't understand the concept of "good money after bad." No studio is going to waste hundreds of millions of dollars on a slate of garbage movies no one wants to see except a handful of weirdos obsessed with a sub-mediocre hack. #RestoreTheSnyderVerse

Aw heck, you can sell it to me. I'll give you a nice, shiny nickel for it, which is five times what it's worth. #SellSnyderVerseToNetflix

I see "Lois Lane" trending and check out what people are saying about her, and I can't scroll through a dozen posts without three of them being porn. No wonder that billionaire bum renamed this place "X."

MAN OF STEEL isn't just a wrongheaded notion of who Superman is. It's an incompetent execution of all its bad ideas. The story undercuts itself at every turn, contradicting the core concept. Superman is no god among men. He's an aimless idiot bumbling through a stupid, ugly movie

I'll take Sleepy Joe over Nazi Dumbfuck Don any day.

Happy 4th of July to a sick, stupid country where freedom is just an excuse for ignorance, hatred, and greed.

Normal people get nostalgic for the good old days. Me? I'm kind of wistful for times that weren't quite as awful as what I'm going through now. Looking back at some bygone bad news, thinking, "Man, that was a cakewalk compared to the death march I've got myself stuck on." #vss365