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@JohnsonGotTools
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I’ll rather be on Twitter than any other social media
😂😂 cause wtf smh
Hope this the last time you’re manipulated by celebrity political endorsements…
Dawg on the soft batch of dope. 😂
Hope this the last time you’re manipulated by celebrity political endorsements…
It's dark as bootyhole outside
It's dark as bootyhole outside
Bingo
We getting married and living happily ever after. You’re not going to baby daddy me. Nope. We gon figure this thang out. I don’t want no baby momma. 😭😭😭
Nigga said you look like Mario and Luigi Black cousin, Lorenzo 😂😂
I was supposed to be Chance the Rapper but ended up looking like Steve Harvey 😒
The bestie be letting us experiment. 😂
If your Girlfriend has a Male Bestfriend I pray for you As a Professional Bestfriend I Pray for You
Drink champagne on Tuesday's. We use to do it for years me and my friends in our 20s. We create occasions now with our families so the clicquot at a minimum now. 😂
If your Girlfriend has a Male Bestfriend I pray for you As a Professional Bestfriend I Pray for You
I love useful knick knacks. 😂
I know I’m getting older because cute pj sets and candles really excites me. 😭
If only there was a way people with children could be assigned only first floor apartments.
😂
Why at the bottom of some of yall teeth, it be looking like yall ate a sandwich? 🥪 😂💯😂
Why is cheating such a regular thing that you managed to sleep with the wives of 30-40 people
???? the note ????? 😭
Why at the bottom of some of yall teeth, it be looking like yall ate a sandwich? 🥪 😂💯😂
I’m going through itttt
I absolutely see how the men be stuck on that game for hours 😂