Joe
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Commodus was so cool, being so insane that it destroys the 200 year old constitution of the Roman Empire was a power move.
Funniest part about the Holy Roman Empire is they just called it the Roman Empire, so you had a German Emperor "ruling" this territory and insisting it was the Roman Empire

The most impressive thing you can do academically is taking five years to get a political science degree from a non-selective university, graduating with a ~2.5 after suffering from some very serious mental health problems.
It’s because the classes are harder! You *could* make really hard humanities classes to weed out the weakest students, but schools in practice don’t do that so it actually is the case that science majors are smarter and harder working.
I read that China is trying to push netizens off the web and onto apps because they find the walled gardens easier to manage, and it makes me sad watching us do the same thing to ourselves voluntarily.
Child is angrily demanding we go to toddler swim, but also refusing to leave the house. Not sure how we're supposed to square this circle.
Apparently this is because a bunch of wind and solar projects are getting bigger down in planning. We need to give the abundance people rocket launchers until this gets fixed.
Currently paying $0.22 per khw for electricity supply. I blame the One Big Beautiful Bill. Why would Trump do this?
Currently paying $0.22 per khw for electricity supply. I blame the One Big Beautiful Bill. Why would Trump do this?
Losing all my battles in Total War because I insist on using historically accurate tactics.
Coming up with a philosophy of reverse effective altruism where I try to efficiency max my malevolence.
Children love to request pancakes for breakfast and then not eat them
Making pizza rolls for the second night in a row. Unclear if that makes this a good or bad weekend.
Senate map will look like this if South Park is actually funny again

Like in 2002 Coors Light had a whole ad campaign about how Coors Light was the beer for guys who wanted to have sex with twins.
Modern society has so thoroughly purged the early 2000s "Trashy horny" aesthetic that people are confusing it with fascism.
Modern society has so thoroughly purged the early 2000s "Trashy horny" aesthetic that people are confusing it with fascism.
I think every good political party needs a few sociopaths with no real beliefs that are monomaniacally focused on winning elections, but the problem is ours aren't very good at it.
Does anyone want a free 55" TV? It needs a new backlight. You have to come pick it up obviously.