Not Pucking Around 🇺🇸

To the lady who flipped me off when I honked at you leaving McDonald’s… Your phone is probably not on top of your car anymore! 😂

Me and @1MaidenAmerica are watching Point Break since she’s never seen it before!

Need to spice things up in the bedroom? When she falls asleep tonight take off her eyelashes and give her a mustache. Let me know how it goes! 😂

The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with very limited memory, just one byte, and then everything crashed! 😂

Besides his Trump/ Vance t-shirt, this was my favorite Hulk Hogan shirt #HulkamaniaForever

Congratulations @ralphstrangis on your induction to the Stars HOF! Well deserved my friend #TexasHockey

R.I.P. Hulk Hogan We are losing major legends this week 😢

Happy Thursday from @1MaidenAmerica and me 😁☕️🇺🇸

Just found out @1MaidenAmerica has never seen The Shawshank Redemption. How many of you have never seen it?

I thoroughly enjoyed watching the tiny leftest accounts lose their minds and their horrible insults today when anyone mentioned Obama going to jail! 😂🤣

When I look in the mirror and see gray hair, tiny wrinkles, and dimming eyes i think… “They sure don’t make mirrors like they used to!” 😂

I said “Alexa, what do women want?” The thing hasn’t shut up for 7 days! 🤣

And don’t forget Hillary! 😡

Hey democrats, remember when you said no one is above the law? Karma is going to be a big biatch for you! 😁

Good morning from @1MaidenAmerica and myself 😁☕️🇺🇸 It was 2 months ago today that I flew to Florida to get her and start our lives together 🥰

And committed treason! What do you think should happen to him?

Someone told me I have two faults. I don’t listen… and some other thing they were rambling on about 😂

If your account came with a warning label, what would it be? 🤔

R.I.P. Ozzy! Last time I saw him preform live was 2008.

The Breaking Bad remake we didn’t even know we needed 😂

Good morning and happy Tuesday from @1MaidenAmerica and me 😁☕️🇺🇸