Jizzle
@JizzleIsBack
Good enough on a bad day
Why would y’all upload your drivers license to an app created 45 minutes ago man 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Y’all missing the whole point. Ben said that shit basically saying we don’t need to be kickin it wit no hoes that ain’t got $100. Treat them hoes accordingly
Some of you guys are new to money.. so you may not know the proper etiquette… Everything should be handled before u get on a yacht. If you’re hosting women on a yacht, they’re your guests. It doesn’t matter if she has $0 or $1M. They’re there to enhance the ambiance..
We went to the park at 7:30 this morning. Wasn’t finna have me out there in the heat of the day
nobody works faster than IT support when someone has been terminated.
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Victor Wembanyama reacts to the NBA wishing Karl Malone a Happy Birthday.😭 (h/t @LeagueAlerts)
Folks goin crazy bout that list. Seek help🤣. Leave them hoes alone
French kissing someone who ACTUALLY knows how to french kiss >>>>
I need Lowe’s and Home Depot to have a back to school sale got dammit
The Browns on some fuck shit. They’re milking Shedeur for his marketing earning pot and probably won’t play him unless forced to. And they could not care less because they’re making so much money off of him
Cam Newton got a MVP and they talking like…… man nvm. Y’all must be 26. He had Ted Ginn and Kelvin Benjamin going 15-1
I thought we were past the stage where people added “-Chella” to everything
I actually wish more athletes talked how Cam was talking to them niggaz yesterday … cause hypotheticals and reality are two different things