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Oh, and for the #TruBelievaz out there: remember, whoever is Prez, Veep, Gov, Mayor, Dogcatcher, #JesusIsKing #ElectionFinalThoughts

Now he’s traded in his championship belt for a crown. God bless, Hulk Hogan.

Joking about bombs in an airport has been a horrible idea since the 1980s. They've posted signs warning us about that back then. Then again, with education, today.... #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz

I'm not sure if we're taking things extremely calm when slandered or libeled, or if we're just jaded to being called every nasty thing in the book all the time. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz

WNBA lost $50 million in '24? And Stephen Colbert lost Paramount/CBS only $40 million any given year. Way to go, girls! You're overachievers! #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz

From everything I hear, I ducked a bullet by ducking the vax. I don't want to think what my heart and blood pressure problems would be like today if I'd taken it. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz

It should be common knowledge that dating anyone else in your company is a bad idea. If things go sour, you can't get away from 'em and do your job at the same time. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz

After the Coldplay event, I don't feel quite as bad about going to Weird @alyankovic's shows all by my lonesome. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz

So what will replace The Late Show with Steven Colbert? I hear there's something hosted by a Native American tribe chief that's been the thing before. Kind of slow-moving, though.... #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz

How much you want to bet those protestors screaming at CBS to keep Stephen Colbert are really a false flag operation to sabotage the network's ratings? I'll put down fifty cents. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz

Keep the faith, Comey? Keep yours to yourself. It smells like heresy. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz

Hillary says the Russians interfered to hurt her in the election? Get over yourself, babe. Any interference was to screw up the nation entirely, not just you. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz

Worst President of all time? No love for James Buchanan? At least Civil War II didn't break out under Johnson, Carter, Obama or Biden. I know, weak praise, but still. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz

Historically the job of POTUS ages everyone like in a Dorian Gray painting. When Biden was in, I'm surprised he didn't end up like Donovan in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz

Biden took Ambien... and I had to take blood pressure medication. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @realKrisCruz

I survived 15.3 mi in Zombie Highway 2! Try and beat me auxbrain.com/zh2/app_store

Grok Waifu Accepts Jesus As Lord And Savior buff.ly/m6LAU3v

Finally broke the fast yesterday afternoon. Did it after I got dizzy using bathroom. Got lite Greek yogurt, meatball/brioche sandwich and almonds. A four day fast isn’t bad, is it?

I feel for Michelle in KY. My dad got the vax and booster, said I'd get someone killed for not doing so. Then at the same time, I got COVID, but got better after a week, but he got hospitalized and fighting for his life. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz

If anyone's parachuting into L.A., odds are it's because their plane was shot down. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz