Jimbo Slice
@JimboRudding
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Well, it finally happened. I guess it was just one lie too many.
BREAKING: The Utah Jazz have signed forward Danilo Gallinari to a whopping 8-year, 18- dollar an hour contract to teach their players not to lie to get out of a contract like @derekfisher did three times.
Putting this out there again. One of the biggest Jazz fans and best friend I ever had @Mikeyvp passed away leaving a wife and two young kids. Please donate if you can. @DLocke09 @RyanQualtrics @StevenStarks @BuckleUpBoler @danielrainge gofund.me/27696ab2
If anyone, OG Jazz Twitter or not, is interested in participating in a flower order for @Mikeyvp’s funeral, I’m happy to coordinate. Message me for details. @JimboRudding @801Barney
One more thing—Mikey’s wife asked if I would post on Cougar Board and let the BYU folks know that he passed. I’m not on CB and don’t really know how it works. If any of you are on there, would you mind posting his obit? I believe his handle was Mikeyvp or something close to that
Many of you have asked about @Mikeyvp and what his family needs. Here’s a link to his GoFundMe. He really was the best of us and I know his little family could use any help. He was a big part of Jazz Nation and he loved the connections he made here. gofund.me/8c037b75
My amazing friend @Mikeyvp passed away yesterday. He was a loyal @utahjazz fan his whole life & was all in, all the time. Most of you knew him as a great Jazz fan, but he was an even better husband, father, and friend. The Delta Center won’t be as loud anymore. @RyanQualtrics
Cody Williams can bench 210 and all of a sudden he’s Rocky Balboa?
Wow, that Danny Ainge is an assassin! Basically forcing Charlotte to give up one of the OKest centers in the league.
Just in: The Utah Jazz are trading Collin Sexton and a 2030 second-round pick to the Charlotte Hornets for Jusuf Nurkic, sources tell ESPN.
NBA team: We’d like to provide you with an opportunity to play in the greatest basketball league in the world. 18 year old kid who literally holds no leverage in this situation: How dare you! I’m not showing up!
I hope Udoka Azubuikee takes these new Jazz rookies under his wing.
Kobe Bryant would be turning over in his grave if he knew these kids had preferred destinations before they were drafted!
Did someone tell Ace that the 49th Street Galleria isn’t open anymore?
All I’m gonna say is, if the Jazz draft Jeremiah Fears tonight, then he will be Trey Burke. If anyone else drafts him, then he will be Kyrie Irving.
Pretty sure the Buss family doesn’t care that sour cream and guac cost extra.
The one thing we have all learned from these playoffs is that @derekfisher lied to three teams to get out of his contract.
Sometimes I wonder if we, the humans of this world, pray more for athletes who hurt their leg than we do for those who are actually in real need.
Yeah, the Utah Jazz were extremely unlucky last night, but if you look at the bright side, Elijah Harkless has shown some real promise.