Jim Cognito
@JimCognito2016
I often change my bio to enrage stupid people. If you're angrily reading this because I said something you didn't like, it worked!
Why are you wearing glasses when you have eyes?
Joey Barton accusing Jeff Stelling of "being gay" because he doesn't have the same opinions as he does. Truly does have the maturity levels of a schoolboy, doesn't he?
Calamitous @SuellaBraverman interview on @LBC this morning She was apparently unaware of l violence in Epping She conflated "council" with "court" with "convention" She said she'd change the GFA without permission of all parties Would also need to renegotiate EU deal A joke
This clown and his clown roadshow will obviously help 🙄 Has he set up a crowdfunder for it yet? The cocaine and cider won't purchase itself.
🚨NEW: Tommy Robinson announces that next Sunday, he will bring thousands of people with him to Epping
Lee places his ego and the attention he can gain ahead of the successful conclusion of a criminal trial. If the trial is affected, I hope he's prosecuted. Enough is enough.
Enough Is Enough. I spoke with Nottinghamshire Police yesterday about this case. I was asked not to go public on this matter as it may affect the trial. Why would it affect the trial? Are our judges and juries incompetent? Or is there another reason I am being asked to remain…
I don't mean to alarm you, but the "concerned locals" appear to have commandeered a helicopter.
🚨NEW: The number outside the luxury Brittania hotel has grown considerably, with a helicopter spotted above
Nearly 700,000 people in the US die of cardiovascular disease in the US every year 1 in 5 deaths Healthy eating & exercise are the best preventions Being morbidly obese and never leaving your coach as you gorge on fried food probably won't help Land of the free side of fries
I’ve lost track of how many people replied with: “At least Europe doesn’t have mass shootings!” U.S. gun violence is tragic. So is this: Europe saw 60,000+ heat deaths in 2022 alone—more than triple U.S. gun homicides. Third-world continent behavior.
Breaking news: Charlie Mullins' previous company helped install heating systems for killers, illegal immigrants, drug dealers and much much worse *a statistical probability
There’s two points I’m making He is a terrible prime minister He is a lawyer that’s helped a child killer , illegals to get benefits, and a few other other things that are against our country ,
Quick round-up of Reform pledges from today "Violent offenders won't be released early" (They employed a violent offender who was released early) "We'll force police to investigate every crime" (They forced police to investigate crimes against their own MP that they invented)
Reform will do some vague things we think you'll like.
Reform UK will take back control of our streets.
Especially the ones we falsely accuse Rupert Lowe of committing.
Reform UK will require the police to investigate all crimes.
Farage has no plan, no money and no idea how to achieve this. When he doesn't follow through, like the Grooming Gang scandal or the private prosecution he promised, he'll ignore it, or just blame someone else. As he did for the consequences of his Brexit. Like boat crossings
🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage will tomorrow pledge to banish 10,000 of the UK’s worst paedophiles and murderers to serve their sentences in third party countries such as El Salvador [@hoffman_noa]
Your country has a bigger need for air conditioning when the average person is 3 XXL and gets a sweat changing the channel on the television.
I worked at NATO on a long-term project in Germany during the summer. When it got unbearably hot, they told us to…wear fewer clothes. You can brag about universal health care all you want, but if you have zero A/C I’m not interested. You can’t gaslight me. I sweated through it.
I'm no fan of Rupert Lowe, but the Reform mob reported him to the police (after he criticised Nigel Farage) for sending an email without a subject. Zia Yusuf likes antisemitic filth on Twitter, blames it on "his team" and they don't say a word.
What kind of dirt does this absolute liability have on Nigel Farage to still be representing their limited company?

It must be great to reside in the feeble mind of people like Russell. Chat some bollocks and if all else fails, claim it was a "false flag" with literally no evidence whatsoever. I'd describe him as a "halfwit" but i genuinely don't believe he has that much wit.
Ah yes. Definitely not a literal false flag 🤦♂️👏🏻