Jill Marinelli
@JillMarinelli1
Melbourne Mum..western bulldogs member.. loves footy, cricket and tennis. Loves God. Keeps getting booted off X, this was the only account I could log back into
SINGLE vs. ENGAGED vs. MARRIED Sipping her drink, the SINGLE girl leered and said "Last Friday, at the end of the work day, I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice,…
This is a City of Melbourne information page ~ I was looking for some different restaurants around Melbourne to try out I’m disappointed that any tourist or visitor to this city or state accessing this page could start believing that these two flags are the only flags that…
At a swimming pool: Three guys climb a high-dive tower and meet a good fairy who offers to fulfill a wish for each of them. One jumps and says, "Beer!" - and the pool is full of beer. The other one jumps, says, "Money!" and the pool is full of money. The last one starts to jump…
Walking past a restaurant and in the window it said, “Order anything you want and if we don't have it we'll pay you $500.” Went in and ordered Giraffes kneecaps on toast. A short while later the waiter returned with $500 in cash and said, “It's your lucky day, we're out of…
A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I," then at…
Be Soft Do not let the world make you hard Do not let pain make you hate Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness xxx
I’m sassy and passionate I’m chaotic, sarcastic And occasionally offensive I’m a bit awkward and never easy to control I spent most of my life thinking those were bad qualities to have Only to wake up one day and realise they are my best qualities ❤ Keep smiling Who gives…
As I get older I appreciate the idea of living a simple life Becoming aware of what’s really important to me Investing my time in meaningful things Putting my energy where things actually matter Leaving space to do nothing Practice gratitude for every little blessing…
A Winchester woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk & asked, 'What's your hurry?' She replied, 'I'm late for work.'…
An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession... I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.' The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.' Soon…
🤣🤣🤣 One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her "Darling, would you give me a blow job?"…
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me—it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and…
