Jerrell The Puppet
@JerrellPuppet
Its ya boy, Jerrell. wsp? #Mvrp #Ocrp https://jerrellthepuppet.straw.page
... Your hat looks edible my dear friend!
MORNING. . .
Nope! Only memories I'm allowed to look at once a week!
Do you have a picture of your wife so I know what she looks like?
How do you not know her?! She's the most beautiful, wonderful, amazing, and intelligent woman ever!
I don’t know who your wife is man!
Hmmmmmmm. You give me back my wife!
Then tell me Jerrell, how do you suppose we settle this..?
I actually used to be a professor! But that was before they put that thing in my brain!
. . . ARE YOU ALWAYS THIS DUMB?
[He stops mid leap and sits back down.] ... well, that's cheating
Nope!
Stronger than a cat?
NOPE. IT'S ABOUT GETTING STRONGER.
What's it about then? Turtles?
I LOVE CATS! AS A MATTER OF FACT, I ADOPTED ONE. HE IS VERY SWEET. BUT LIKE I SAID, THIS ISN'T ABOUT CATS.
Why do you hate cats so much :(
NO? THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH CATS. THIS IS A PERSONAL THING.
:D Are we going to kill a cat?
. . .UH, NO. THAT WASN'T A LASER POINTER. THAT'S THE " KILL YOU" TYPE OF LASER.
Hello, Cube guy! Whatcha... whatcha doing? That seems an awfully large lazer for a cat. Is there a large cat?
. . . ! HI JERRELL ^^
[Gasp.]
( After a while, he stops firing, blowing off some steam from his finger ) HAH, IT ACTUALLY WORKED! . . .I HOPE I DIDN'T HIT ANYONE WITH THAT. . . BUT THIS SHOULD PROVE USEFUL IN FUTURE BATTLES.
... mhm.
Let’s just forget this ever happened, and get something to eat, ok?
... Mhm.
I am so sorry man, I completely took that the wrong way…