Jeremiroquai

The lockdowns of early 2020 derailed civilization — and ever since, we have been watching a long, slow train wreck.

Hey, @elonmusk, @Tesla and @Tesla_Optimus! Can I get a child-sized Optimus robot that can live in my frunk and R2-D2 the sh*t out of my Model S? Please and thank you.

Modern 'dating' is just polygamy with extra steps and rationalisations.

I met a woman in a bar a couple weeks ago who obviously wanted to bicker about something (she was finishing a cocktail and seemed a little drunk). She said that I was dressed nice, complimented my watch, and asked what I did. I told her I had a computer repair business downtown.…

That the great crimes against humanity were done “for the good” with righteous glory by the masses. They believed in it. They carried the evil dictator in on their backs. They felt justified for all they did. They were the best of the well-intentioned. Only people such as this…

After an exhausting, existential conversation with a rather adversarial friend, the opening guitar to RHCP's "Under the Bridge" randomly popped into my head as I was driving to my next stop for the night. When I arrived and walked through the door, the band was playing that exact…

After an exhausting, existential conversation with a rather adversarial friend, the opening guitar to RHCP's "Under the Bridge" randomly popped into my head as I was driving to my next stop for the night. When I arrived and walked through the door, the band was playing that exact…

I met a girl recently who was visibly offended that I asked her ethnicity, as she was olive-skinned and had a distinct accent, but I couldn't quite place it because I'm hearing-impaired. She beat around the bush and offered that she was born in Kansas. OK, but where were her…