Jenny Barsby
@JennyBarsby
You'll have heard me read the news on stations like @talksport and @lbc Festival goer, live music lover. Wannabe novelist, voracious reader. Crazy cat lady
Things never to say to a peri-menopausal woman #351 "Well, of course, I SAILED through the "change of life" 🤬
Was wondering why I can never get tickets to big events - cos all the celebs/royals/politicians keep getting freebies
CAT ADVISORY: It's a hot one across the UK today. Find the coolest spot in your house and stay there. Miaow loudly when you need sustenance so your staff know to bring it. Plan to sleep for at least 18 hours, so about the same as usual.
Just pulled down the loft ladder to retrieve fan to cool down - now have 3rd degree burns from said loft ladder!! 🤣🤣🤣
This is #TunbridgeWells this morning @BenChapelard as leader of @TWellsCouncil can you please sort this out??

Yes. Just found out the additions. Bottom of Frant Road, sainsburys eridge road roundabout. Traffic lights went up London Road by car place 7.45om Langton Road..Upper Grosvenor.. they've missed Pembury Road..#tunbridgewells
#TunbridgeWells this evening😡 @KentHighways @TWellsCouncil

For crying out loud @KentHighways and @TWellsCouncil will you PLEASE talk to each other. #Tunbridgewells is at a standstill again because there are roadworks everywhere!! May be a discussion beforehand might help? 😡
As always, @Elbow never cease to be bloomin brilliant! Great gig ('enry the 8th I am, I am!)




Recently treated myself to this gawjuss album by @jacobal0n If you're a fan of Nick Drake or Jeff Buckley, you'll adore this ❤️

I have just had a message from my GP to say that in the future, all appointments must be booked online. I'm OK with that, but I know my mum wouldn't be - not everyone is "online" Is this universal @NHSEngland?
The limit was still applied yesterday - is it still going to be removed this week?
Hello. The limit is because the Stopped Vehicle Detection system is going through calibration and compliance testing. It was upgraded during the roadworks and we need to ensure it is working 100% correctly before removing the limit. It should be completed in the next week.
I take my hat off to all the night shift workers - I've only done 2 and I'm done in!!
More temp lights? Tunbridge wells is at a standstill!
Tunbridge Wells, A267 Frant Road. Temporary traffic lights until 6th May near Broadwater Down junction for @SGNgas leak repair works. Expect delays in the area: moorl.uk/?pv9hwz