Jeff Strand 🍅
@JeffStrand
Bram Stoker Award-winner of gobs of books, most recently BLOODSUCKER COUNTY and FINDERS KEEPERS. WGA screenwriter. https://linktr.ee/jeffstrandauthor
Critics say YOUR BODY WILL NEVER BE FOUND is "a great big warm hug for your soul." Pre-order the feel-good book of the summer today! amazon.com/Your-Body-Will…
"It technically fits into the splatterpunk genre, sure—but it’s more like SplatterJUNK." -- Review of YOUR BODY WILL NEVER BE FOUND, future winner of the Splatterjunk Award! amazon.com/Your-Body-Will…
TRUMP: Why would South Park say I have a tiny dick? YOU would never say that about me, right, Secretary of State Marco Rubio? RUBIO: I campaigned on it in 2016, remember? TRUMP: [Weeps with SDE.]
"This show hasn't been relevant for over 20 years," said a White House spokesperson, in response to everybody everywhere talking about the new episode of South Park.
Dark. Disturbing. Brutal. But very enjoyable, thanks to Jeff's writing skills. Loved it. Reviews up on Goodreads and Amazon. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ @JeffStrand #HorrorCommunity #BookReview #kindlebooks
I found this monkey in the attic, and after it banged its drum, this book showed up. That’s bad, right?
The feel-good book of the summer is out TODAY! Hum a merry tune and dance to the charming beat of my latest novel! amazon.com/Your-Body-Will…
True love is when your girlfriend chokes back the bile and gets you this gift.
Today is the Lord’s Day, so I will not be promoting my upcoming novel YOUR BODY WILL NEVER BE FOUND, even though I’m sure Jesus would be cool with it.
People who share fake quotes and then insist “Well, it’s something they WOULD say!” are the kind of people who fight with their imaginary friends.
Reviewer Mort Stone says, "I can honestly not remember ever being this tense while reading a Strand book, and he manages to sustain that feeling for most of the story, so beware and don’t underestimate the depth of depravity this story goes to." Available Tuesday!!!
Just finished FINDERS KEEPERS by @JeffStrand. After a seemingly innocuous start, a group of kids find themselves fighting to survive in a scavenger hunt that turns sinister. A suspense-filled & spooky #MGLit read!
Time is running out to pre-order the Kindle edition of YOUR BODY WILL NEVER BE FOUND. On Tuesday, you'll just have to do a regular ol' order, which is much less elite and doesn't save you 25%. amazon.com/Your-Body-Will…
