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One of the sports analysts of the 2020s 📊 | 🇺🇸
The masculine urge to run for office just to get to do this in the Congressional baseball game
My partner and I went grocery shopping at HMart but I saw them selling stone crabs for $2 a pound. I couldn’t help but blurt out “CLEVELAND GUARDIANS!”. My man immediately knew that what I was seeing was unethical.
RIP Burnerverse, y’all would’ve loved TeaSpill
Someone created a website where you can rate the users of the hacked feminist doxing app "Tea". Is this the most chopped userbase of all time?
RDR is one UFC fight away from having his # of UFC fights match the number of fake passports in his manager’s possession on 9/11
Reinier de Ridder 4 UFC fights in 8 months
Hey @grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? doesnt need to be a mutual, dont tag them, just say who it was
I don’t answer my phone at all
Do you talk on a speaker phone in public?
guy who votes for jill stein just to see what happens to patrick corbin’s ERA
I cried so hard during this with all my family and friends 🥺🥺 The whole house was just pure silent and just sobbing. Then I won’t forget what my father said In the middle of tears my father stood up and yelled, “That man is the greatest of all time!” 🔥
'It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous' -- Robert Benchley. This quote is painted (among others) on the wall of the bathroom off my writing room.
The idea that a fake slur for a group of inanimate objects that was created on a kids cartoon is gonna get you canceled in a decade has me cackling lmao
I’m not calling robots THAT. All of you are getting cancelled in 10 years time
Cameron Maybin tweets like an account that’s just been non maliciously hacked by someone who just wants to get their fake takes out there.
OPS is to baseball what GDP is to economics; it has no business being as good of a metric as it is, and yet...
It’s insane that we just stumbled into OPS