Bilbo Baggins
@Jbanklestankle1
Shitposts from The Shire. Stolen memes, pointless vids and mediocre jokes. Check the highlights idk
*Receives wrong copper* *Angrily chisels note for 6 hours*

Noticed the fish hook pattern on my goat today. You are now Maui instead of Moe(he won't care, small brains that one)
Performed his final act a few weeks ago surrounded by other rock legends and the man still sounded really good tbh. He prob knew it was the last hurrah and fkn delivered. Few rock legends never got such a send-off. Rip king
Rest in peace, Ozzy Osbourne.
Daughter said the other day "I realized that we are blankets for pillows and pillows for blankets" and I keep thinking about it
Watched Billy Madison today. Never realized Kamala Harris had a cameo
Me after assembling the furniture that came with an Alan wrench
