Jason Manford
@JasonManford
Brand new stand up tour ' A Manford all Seasons' ON SALE NOW Tickets: https://www.jasonmanford.com
Now we just have to work out where to put the @ChloeKelly statue!
Oh! Penalties I was fine with, it was penslites I didn’t want 😂
Come on @Lionesses!!! Do not want penslites!
Love when I’m in same town as a friend. Great to get @McInTweet on the padel court at #PadelTennisIreland in Cork. He’s a good player but we got best by Uncle Ste & my cousin Patrick 2-1 😭. But the knee held out so that’s the real win! He’s on again tonight & I’m off to Limerick
Never too early to book your Panto tickets, see you at Christmas 😜 @PalaceAndOpera @XRoadsPantos @JasonManford #LandiOshinowo #AdamStrong #SarahVaughan #robinhood #panto #manchester #christmas2025 Book your tickets here 🎟️ atgtickets.com/shows/robin-ho…
Nothing tests British patience and humour like the Tube in a heatwave… #Northerners #Londoners #OasisTour #UKComedy #Tube #Commute #Summer
Sure, if you can get past security 😂😂
So if I pay for a ticket to watch one of your shows and I don't turn up to watch it, should I be allowed to watch it again for free at any other time I want?
I think if you pay to rent a film on one of the streamers, and it runs out after 48 hours without you seeing it all, then you should be allowed to watch it on any of the dodgy sites on offer! Thats my defence and I’m sticking to it!
Ah my pleasure! Thanks for coming to you and everyone. Cork tomorrow is going to be fab
@JasonManford just leaving your show in Drogheda - brilliant!! Such a laugh - thanks so much for a great night! Face is sore from laughing 😂😂 #jasonmanford #comedy #nightout #mykidsarearseholestoo
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Gotta love a midweek night out in an Irish bar in actual ireland! 🇮🇪 lovely show in Castlebar before we head over to Drogheda, then Limerick, Cork & Wexford.
Suffering from the midweek blues? Look forward to the weekend and book your tickets for Manford's Comedy Club at #thestudiobradford. Four hilarious acts, personally chosen by Jason Manford, including Josh Jones and MC Mick Ferry. 📆 Fri 25 July 🎫 ow.ly/LgmK50WtO6r
In advance of his gig at @EverymanCork and other venues, Jason Manford talks about his Irish roots, and how humour kept him out of trouble in Manchester irishexaminer.com/lifestyle/arts…
🎤 A Manford All Seasons is still rolling across the UK – now extended to March 2026! 📣 New 2026 dates just added – check if I’m near you! 🎟️ Tickets: jasonmanford.com or Ticketmaster #AManfordAllSeasons #JasonManford #ComedyTour #UKTour
Smile like @jasonmanford - you’re playing padel at House of Sport🎉 Book your court now by call us on 029 2000 2555 or click the link below 🔗 houseofsport.ezfacility.com/Rentals
Yesterday I was pub quiz question and one team thought I was Zelensky. Incidentally, if anyone is casting a biopic on Volodymyr, I AM very much available. I can play shorter, I LOVE leisurewear and my Ukrainian accent is shit hot. #HastingsPirateDay
Tonight! Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons takes place this evening at Lighthouse in Poole.. @LighthousePoole lighthousepoole.co.uk/event/jason-ma…
Anyone else ever felt like a fraudster just for paying a bill? 😂 Let’s hear your customer service nightmares… 🗓️ Oh, and in case you missed it I’ve added loads of new dates to my A Manford All Seasons tour right into 2026! #ComedyClip #CustomerServiceFails #UKComedy #BritishGas