Dr. Leroy Jenkem
@Jane_hasacool
Welcome to my experience-- Proud owner of a GMO free Organic piss farm-- I identify as God refer to me as God-- Follow my Google reviews--
Why do 90% of doctors have such perfect asse I'm just tryna get this rash checked out man, not tryna get horny
Y'all gotta stop viewing things so negatively and start lookin at the bright side of things. Think of all the pollution those 6 million Jews would have created had they lived, Hitler gave our planet a few extra years to live❤️
They call me a poop scientist the way I be figuring shit out
Id notice my earbuds are gone before noticing my balls are missing
The most socializing I get nowadays is the fake conversations in my head before I sleep
Dont be fooled by production, they gettin on a rocket rn heading to famous world #fishtanklive
Now than everyone got 8k, Angie prolly seething about Dan getting her eliminated #fishtanklive
Just watched the cashier at food depot open the register and pocket cash after customer left, gave some to her coworker and then gave a bill to a customer in line that started talking to em about what they did
Being ambidextrous allows me to wipe front to back and back to front simultaneously using both hands
Sometimes I'm so tired I gotta get some sleep before I can get any sleep
"My period was late" Except it's me talking about my morning poop
Eatin twix sound like a Minecraft dirt block in my head
Foreskin can be used as a flotation device in case of an emergency
Do blind people just touch everything at museums until they get kicked out?