James
@JamesNotJamie1
The artist formerly known as Jamie. Investor, entrepreneur, distinguished collector of free stuff; lover of watches, cars & horses. RIP Snailbert
If you’re having trouble falling asleep just hit yourself in the head w a frying pan
I almost went pro but i didnt want to be famous and get hounded by the media constantly
Can someone let me use their tea account to trash my friends? I tried to sign up but they don’t believe that i’m a woman
Thanks For The Tips On Making Crack Hunter Biden But I Already Learned How To Cook Crack From Juelz Santana DIP SET DIP SET DIP SET
You can’t drive a car drunk, you can’t drive a boat drunk… what will they say next? You can’t fly an airplane drunk??
I feel like the limes they put in your drinks at shitty bars are more hazardous to your health than any bag of unidentified drugs that you may find on the bathroom floor
Just saw a labubu irl for the first time so now i have to go to church
Daily affirmation: my expensive car is a reflection of my soul and proof that i am worth more than other people in God’s eyes
Daily affirmation: the world owes me something so im going to sit and do nothing until it comes to me
i got death threats for this and community noted but i said what i said.
A dark conspiracy I 100% believe is if you put organ donor on your license the first responders are more likely to let you die at the scene of the accident. Especially if it’s the end of the month and they haven’t met their quota